Willow, age 5: I can’t read minds but I can read books. And animal languages.
London, age 3: Can I hug you? Rory, age 3: No but I can find somebody for you to hug! #consent
“We are the superheroes we need every morning,” Rory, age 4
Teacher: “How should we say thank you to the librarian for storytime?” Carly, age 3: “Flowers and wine.”
Sharon, age 5: “We were planning to make a lot of money but we just got soap and some quarters.”
Harold, age 4: “I don’t eat with the tops of my hands.”
Maria, age 4: “Sometimes I feel like I have a lot of ribbons in my head.”
Forest, age 3: “I’m a little jungle jeep."
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Morris, age 3: “My neck hurts because I have a new tooth coming in."
Julianna, age 3: “Can I tell you a very special secret? My friends are my friends.”
Teacher: “How do you feel about it being the last week of school?" Mariah, age 3: "Um, a little hungry and a little tired."
Mariah, age 3: “Put this rock in the ground for 6 and a hundred years and it’ll turn into a ravioli plant and give you pasta."
Rider, age 3: “What’s coffee made of?" Teacher: "Coffee beans. What are you made of?" Rider: "Chocolate."
Neela, age 4: “My opinion is if you are a pig in a pink sweatshirt you get to go to a place and see some writing with your kid.”
Martin, age 4: “My heart wants me to say potty words.” Teacher: “But your brain is saying not to." Martin: "Yes but my brain is resting."
Martin, age 4: “My name is Juicebox Baby."
Mort, age 3: “My favorite vegetarian is pretzels. My second favorite vegetarian is cucumber."
Alisa, age 3: “My house looks funny when I see it and it doesn’t look funny when I don’t see it."