My name’s Tony, an somehow I ended up in Prison ‘cause of a few
too many drinks…I don’t understand why that’s a bad thing,
y'know? Surely I’m enjoying myself; and so what if I hit some guy,
he’ll get better… You attacked him, Tony. Plus, you didn’t just
have a few more drinks than you should have you were so far drunk you
scored the new highest ever on our breathalyzer. You’re such a
spoil-sport, Rogers. I’m just trying to get us some attention!
Isn’t press good? No, it isn’t, we won’t be accepting any
questions from anyone and that’s final. Ignore Mr Grumpy-Turnkey,
ask all the questions you want, just slip them into the Reception and
state who you’re asking it to- then they’ll be patched right
through to us. Stark! Coming! Alright, gotta go, can’t miss my
curfew!
