pocket-deer-boy : > pocket-deer-boy > : > > >> Everyone wanted to be thicc but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone >> wanted the dad bod but nobody wanted to be fa...
monstermoviedean : > daily reminders no human being is 100% happy 100% of the time being > a person is extraordinarily difficult even in the best of times this > is n...
latenightgasstationwalk : > Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on > the ingot
men-id-like-to-do : > anonyk1tty > : > > >> I’m sorry I’m staring at your bulge so disrespectfully, I >> kinda want it in my mouth > > Maybe just the tip, r...
eleanorgrootch : > I had a cosplayer come up to my table like this and it’s been on > my mind ever since
latriviata : > isquirtedkerosine > : > >> > > see also: my single favourite tweet about my former residence > ALT
captaindibbzy : > shutinthenutouse > : > >> > > I wonder what gender the native earthlings have.
piiiiinkheart : > BRAND NEW DAY
shitty-check-please-aus : > just a reminder that BetterHelp is selling your fucking data and > that they themselves have said at industry meetings that they’re a > data...
devasdark : > i love to draw. we have to go back in time and kill > grug the cavepainter with a rock
steakplissken : > bramblepatch > : > > >> geekandmisandry >> : >> >> >>> correspondingnerd >>> : >>> >>> >>>> nimium-amatrix-ingenii-sui >>>> �...
kalimaxxing : > kalimaxxing > : > > >> the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this > > not again
imlizy : > early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he > dies
prinnay : > Ahoy !⭐
podencos : > a woman will be 28 or whatever and all the 24 year olds are in shock > like “no fucking way I seriously couldn’t tell. you don’t look > near deat...
teaboot : > marinella-ela > : > >> > > They’re like if a bird was a deer
brightlotusmoon : > dysgraphicprogrammer > : > > >> dysgraphicprogrammer >> : >> >> >>> silver-flame-alchemist >>> : >>> >>> >>>> neosilverthorn...
solfungus : > crochetlesbian > : > >> Me, a cashier trying to communicate to the customer that i think >> is gay that im not hitting on them but that i am als...
bassacaglia : > starcitysirens > : > > >> People on twitter are always like ‘there’s still people on >> tumblr?’… As if Twitter wasn’t full of stolen text...
transmascmikey : > reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to > complete The Task™