My daughter is always singing. Sometimes she sings Weezer, or Hannah Montana. Sometime she sings Raffi or Yo Gabba Gabba. A lot of times she sings songs that she makes up, usually about her frien...
Ripping a 7 second odorless fart that sounded like a machine gun with a car backfiring at the very end or unleashing a series completely silent burps that smelled like chicken nuggets that had be...
It should be socially acceptable to rip farts whilst doing any weight machine that involves the squeezing of ones thighs/ass muscles. Because, seriously, how is one supposed to concentrate on con...
I once had a friend who SWORE that she had never farted in front of her husband. They had been married for 14 years at the time she told me that. I told her that I thought she was lying. I mean, ...
I’ve been feeling frustated at my inability to get things done around the house. It’s hard to complete a task with a one year old baby girl who loves to spend time with her mama. I find mysel...
A re-enactment of the game of Uno me and the boys just finished playing. “I’m first.” “Ok” *pffffffft* “Your turn.” “OK!” *brrrrrrftpffft* “Who’s next?” *pffft thhrrrrrrum...
I was this close to not going to The 30 minute Workout For Wimmins tonight. Thiiiiis close I tell you. Because, internet? I have to be completely honest with you. I had Serious Gas. I wasn’t su...
Honestly? I have no idea why I have to mention the fact that my daughter “knows how to rip’em” everytime I post one of her pictures. The fact that all I ever brag about is her farting abili...
Today has been one of “those days.” Gabby is sick. Double ear infections. And? She’s working on EIGHT teeth. My heart aches for her. I finally was able to suck enough snot out to allow her ...
Normally, my farts don’t stink. Seriously. I make beautifully pure farts. But today is not like most days, because today I had an egg sandwich for lunch. Like…woah. The post I interrupt my ...