let's pop him in a boiling pot....

hopelesslyunlucky ​:  >>   >  > The laugh that made it passed Xiao Xingchen’s lips was strained > and brief, wincing slightly at the foul language. This person > s...

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hopelesslyunlucky ​:  > “…”  >  > It took him a minute. Xiao Xingchen was not slow witted but the > comment seemed so out of place that he didn’t realize h...

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> @notxthedumbone ​ | from > X >  Lock kicked Barrel off of him, his sharp-toothed grin never fading even under the onslaught. “Should’ve kept a better watch on your shit this year...

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> @hopelesslyunlucky ​ “That’s a pretty shitty ghost costume.”

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notxthedumbone : >    ❝ Listen—whose dick do I gotta suck t’get some batdamn > RESPECT ‘round here? ❞ He’s churlish, snappish, and RUDE, but > that’s noth...

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storiestotell ‌:  > “If humans think they can sell something, they’ll make a holiday > for anything.” “…the fuck can they even sell for mother’s day?”

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storiestotell : > “Happy Mother’s day to me, the best mom to crawl out of Hell, > and only me.” “They have a holiday for that?”

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storiestotell ‌:  > “What?” It took her a moment to process what he had said and > when she did, Mic made a face. “Gross. If you do that, I’m > going to ...

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storiestotell : > “…hn.” “…if you don’t finish your half of the pizza, I’m putting scorpions on it.”

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thisthinginabox : > poserisland > : >  >  >>  tadpolemfjackson >>  : >>   >>   >>>   curlyfrishepard >>>   : >>>    >>>    >>>>    weavemama >>>>    : >>>>   ...

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notxthedumbone ‌:  >        ❝ bear traps, you fool. i’m lookin’ for BEAR > TRAPS. y’know—the things used to trap bears?? i was gonna stick > some in a...

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notxthedumbone ‌:  >         ❝ why are you tryna figure out my type  a n y w a > y, impdick??❞ “You’re the one trying to figure shit out if you’re looking...

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notxthedumbone ‌:  >          ❝ ew, ❞ barrel retorts, oh-so-elegantly. as if > he’d lower himself to date a human.  ❝ i don’t know which is > WORSE�...

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notxthedumbone : >      ❝ i’m lookin’ for inspiration for my latest prank in > the bear trap tag—-so tell me why i’m seein’ a lot of beefy, > hairy dud...

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The name’s Lock, and if anyone asks, I’m the smart one. You might’ve heard of me and my friends, Shock and Barrel. We work for the Oogie Boogie Man, and trust me, you don’t want to mess with us. [Independent RP blog for aged-up Lock, based on Tim Burton’s Nightmare Before Christmas. Blog rated R for cursing, violence, and occasional NSFW Not a OUAT-verse blog. Will RP with anyone. FC: Thomas Dekker]

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notxthedumbone ‌:  >>   >  > WHOOPSIES!! the bat s l i p s, the end cap smashing in-between > lock’s legs. just to be more of a BASTARD, barrel grinds the bat ...

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notxthedumbone ‌:  >>   >  > OH, TRICK’R’TREAT, FUCKFACE!! grinning manically, barrel grabs > onto the baseball bat, brackish blood trickling down, down, > down the�...

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notxthedumbone : > ❝ WHAT’S UP, BALLBAGS?? didja MISS me?? ❞ “Fuck no!” Guess who’s coming at Barrel swinging with a spiked baseball bat? This fucker.

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@notxthedumbone “You’re not fucking sneaky, asshole. Get over here.”

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