The Holderness family put out a hysterical (and painfully accurate) video that sums up what all parents are going through right now.
https://www.mommyshorts.com/2020/08/no-seriously-whats-your-plan-for-school-in-the-fall.html
Some people give themselves a break while in quarantine. Some people need to focus their creative energy or else they lose their mind.
https://www.mommyshorts.com/2020/04/my-quarantine-as-told-on-tiktok.html
You know those “mom questionnaires” that kids bring home from school? The ones where teachers ask their students to answer everything from “my mom’s age” to “what my mom does all day?...
https://www.mommyshorts.com/2018/05/24-hilarious-mothers-day-card-fails.html
A few weeks ago, Harlow led me to a sign-up sheet outside her classroom. It was for Career Day in Harlow’s class. Each kid could have one or both parents come in to tell the class about what th...
https://www.mommyshorts.com/2018/04/mike-knocks-park-career-day.html
Nobody points out just how unrealistic our post-baby body expectations are quite like Tova Leigh.
https://www.mommyshorts.com/2017/07/bouncing-back-pregnancy.html
None of the books ever actually address the one question every pregnant woman truly wants the answer to: Exactly how terrified should I be about labor and delivery?
https://www.mommyshorts.com/2016/04/nervous-moms-guide-surviving-childbirth.html
Wouldn’t it be nice if a robot sorted through our kids’ demands to decide which ones were legitimate requests in need of real life help?
Why not bring the fun back to February 14th by exchanging Valentines again—this time with your mom friends? I’ve got the perfect cards for you.
https://www.mommyshorts.com/2016/02/valentines-meant-just-for-your-mom-friends.html
7yo Cara Grimard is no dope. Knowing her Christmas break was ending soon, she presented this VERY official school document to her dad.
https://www.mommyshorts.com/2016/01/school-company-needs-extra-week-of-vacation.html
Just because I wrote a post about teaching toddlers to listen, DOES NOT MEAN I HAVE MASTERED ANY OF THOSE SKILLS. (Don’t tell that to all the people clicking on it from Pinterest though.)
https://www.mommyshorts.com/2015/12/top-10-posts-of-2015.html
LEGOs recently came out with a pair of slippers. Why? Because the internet has been claiming the pain of stepping on a LEGO is worse than a shark bite. “I hope you step on a Lego” is the inte...
https://www.mommyshorts.com/2015/12/13-ways-the-internet-hates-legos.html
“It’s not March Madness but it is this bracket that is the talk of the internet…” said Matt Lauer on this morning’s Today Show. God, I love how the media spins things.
https://www.mommyshorts.com/2015/11/matt-lauer-talks-chubby-cheek-off.html
Watch this spot-on video of what it would sound like if moms told jokes as badly as their kids. Except this joke still makes more sense than the last one I heard from my 5yo.
https://www.mommyshorts.com/2015/11/little-kids-telling-jokes-is-the-worst.html
Here’s a video that shows exactly how ridiculous moms sound when we try to teach good behavior and proper manners to our kids. DON’T TOUCH THAT NAPKIN, MOLLY!
This week’s kid news involves one sad preschooler, a children’s book that promises to put your kid to sleep, a live jazz band and a super generous barber.
https://www.mommyshorts.com/2015/08/kids-in-the-news-weekly-round-up-4.html