Tassel Dancer and the staff of Equestrian Nights would like to wish you a Naughty Nightmare November! Are you one of the thousands of ponies who hate only having one Nightmare Night? Well, at...
: Because Nightmare October isn't as catchy. We find it's better to have the festivities start on Nightmare Night and -extend- into November, rather than start on October 1st and extend to Nigh...
: Nah, we don't do Nightmare Night stuff. We do Nightmare November! All the usual festivities of Nightmare Night, we extend into the whole month of November.
: I don't employ her! She works at the quarry! I just have various investments in said quarry because there's good money in it. Quarry work means stone which means masonry which means houses ...
: Hamma? Oh! The green lady, with the hammer, right. Hey Mojave, could you run down to the quarry and ask Hamma this question? : Hell naw, she'll take it as a flirt! That'n's the las' thing a...
: You're askin' me what the bes' fuck I've 'ad from a stud is!? HA. AS IF A STUD COULD SATISFY DIS! All you chuckleheads are too full'a the size'a y'dumb meatrod to- : Tassel! TASSEL! CALM DOWN...
: Candlewick just screamed out "I'M COMING!" and ran out the front door of my house and off into the distance, what did you do!? WHAT DID YOU DO!?
: Is dat da sound'a complements I hear? Ah, den I send ya back da sweetest hug! *Zibana hugs Scuttles the Voodoo Doll* *You have received one Zibana brand long-range hug*
Double Entendre just finished her bartender training! She’s right and ready to serve you at a moment’s notice! Oh, and it’s Pink Week. Hope you like pink. (Double Entendre refused t...
: When is eating grow beans -not- fun? Grow beans increase cock n' ball size if a boy eats em. Sometimes it makes boobs grow though. In the same sense that sometimes it gives girls cocks n'...
: No? Why, does that happen where you come from? That sucks, man. Incest must be really frowned upon there.
: Of course we are hang out! I am one who introduce her to wideo games! We are playing games all of the time. Howewer, she is obsess with RPG and Adwenture game, not huge fan of shooter or ha...
: Equestrian law states that if there's a generational gap, the parent who takes custody of the resulting child is the parent generation while the other is simply a surrogate. If they stay toge...
: Nowhere. Near. Dawny's always glued to her smartphone and she always does what she's told. No problems, no fuss, no muss. All we gotta do is buy her the occasional video game and she's fine. ...
: I married her, didn't I?
: Same way daughters always happens. My wife knocked up my mother.
: Oh, uh, thanks! I guess? I like Zelda, like, it's what I was playing when I got my cutie mark, and there hasn't, like, been a flop in the series to date. Like, every one of them's been pretty...
: This janitor's got two openings! Teehee!
: Mojave, we've talked about this. I understand you don't like to be called Moe, and I understand the mohawk is off limits, but you can't keep throwing patrons in the river. Last time we had a la...
Miss Crystal’s monthly film has arrived, featuring Emerald Shine . The film, titled “Writer’s Block,” features Emerald trying his best to write a love letter to a mare he secretly admir...