MOLTEN OOZE Large ooze, unaligned ARMOR CLASS 9 HIT POINTS 76 (8d10 + 32) SPEED 15', climb 15' STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 15 (+2) 8 (-1) 19 (+4) 3 (-4) 7 (-2) 2 (-4) DAMAGE...
What is it with Ricks?
"You shall not pass fire marshal inspection!!"
But also note, that if they were to make their ways to where the eagles reside they would have to go about 50-100 miles north out of their way. Also, in the first book it is explained that the ea...
One day, I was making lunch for myself and decided to have some applesauce along with it. So I grabbed a small glass Pyrex bowl straight from the cabinet I keep them in, and poured the applesauce...
Living in the south, finding a home or apartment with gas stoves is like finding a unicorn. If I ever decide to buy a house it's going to have to have a gas stove.
Nazguls aside, Sauron will still see the eagles entering Mordor and will figure out what their plan is. Before you know it, Mount Doom will literally be swarming with orcs and trolls. How are you...
That's a solid plan, Stan.
Keeping the concept fresh in their minds. See also: "There's always money in the banana stand."
*with limited arrows.
> "Fly you fools" was his attempt to hint at the real plan Except Tolkien uses this phrase a lot in his books. One example that comes to mind is when Glorfindel gives Frodo his horse...
NNNNNOOOOWW goooooooo
I have gas in my current place, and its absolutely amazing. Best cooking experience ever.
Just bring legolas. He would just shoot them in the eye.
Just be glad you never got used to cooking with gas. I used to think I hated coil stoves, now I just know that I prefer something else.
Wow. thank you, this is actually a great counterargument to the whole "why didn't they just fly there" argument.
Where's /u/ItsADnDMonsterNow when you need him? Edit: tagged him
It was a selling point when I moved into new place. Being naive, I was going "cool! This is going to be awesome!" Almost immediately after, I wished I had the coil based electric one from my la...
.... turn on the ring of fire, you said you could do it! Oh right ... THE RING OF FIRE!
where everything is NSFW FTFY
My mom was cooking Thanksgiving dinner one year, and saw that someone had left a hot pyrex bowl on the stovetop, presumably after microwave boiling some potatoes. She lifted the pyrex bowl off of...
Well, there is that theory that he did plan on using the eagles, but kept the plan a secret to avoid the enemy being ready for it; and was only gonna reveal it at a much later point, after when h...
Frodo Baggins, I've had a rough night, and I hate the fucking eagles
The house across the street was on fire a few months ago when I got to work. I actually followed the ambulance to work. I don't know the details, but I know our dishwasher, who lives next door, p...
> "oh shit, that house is on fire again" There's a story we're missing out on here.
I hate my glass cooktop so fucking much. Apparently it works by using magic to heat food, but magic is horribly ineffective at actually boiling a pot of water, so I wish they had just defaulted ...
"You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum... sugar and flame!"
My best guess is it exploded with enough upward force to make the indent on the stove, bounced upwards into the ceiling and then landed back where it began. I don't think it could make that dent ...
SHARKBAIT, HOO-HAHA!
I don't understand how something cooking in the pot could propel the pot upward.
He actually did have one of the elvish rings of power. Gandalf carried Narya, the Ring of Fire.
Yes. Because eagles are the only thing capable of flight. Nothing else. Eagles are practaclly Immortal as nothing else can fly and able to attak them.
whats he gonna do? stare the eagle to death?
Every single image has so many things going on
If you read the original with this translation in mind, it sounds like the translation of some ancient civilization's prophesy.
Gandalf: "It's because of the one-ring. Even being around it clouds your mind. If only I'd had one of those 3 elven rings I might have had some resistance." and maybe I should've laid off the Has...
When you have a giant eye looking 360 degrees for something 24/7, it would be a bad idea to be the exposed and the only thing flying.
Probably the same reason why he forgot about the eagles..
Now that's a video I haven't seen in a long time.
No, that is amazing chemistry and physics right there!
Fuck meesa...? Fuck Meesa?! Fuck yousa!
PlanuumCohrm....
What if the salt has freezerburn? Or should I also overboil the salt?
Ugghhhh fuck you.
He's a bit prickly about it.
I don't know if this is common and I never noticed it or what, but thank you Brickhows. Thank you for posting the picture after saying, "Anyone else notice it looks like...." If you hadn't, I wou...
Try turning it off and on again.
Joining team dishwasher. My nightmare is BBQ sauce burn. I'm so glad my kitchens haven't done caramel yet. Now I'm worried.
Brown Sugar? How come you taste so good?
Gas ranges can't melt caramel obsidian.
Well, I had to go listen to it. Now you all can too.
Holy hell I think you did it. Op must be on drugs, right?
Translation: What if our sun is really burning caramel in god's kitchen? He can't reach into the fiery caramel and touch our lives, he can't heal grandma or save lives because the pan, our su...
"How did it taste?" or "What did it taste like?", but not "How did it taste like?".
IT'S SO FUCKING OVERCOOKED YOU'VE OPENED A PORTAL TO THE CENTRE OF THE EARTH. GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN.
Frodo: "Hey Gandalf, do you think the one ring would have melted in that?" Gandalf: "Frodo, do you really think I'd bring you half way across the known world and have you sneak into a dark lord...
No amount of the finest fleur de sel could save OP's caramel
Oh god, same here. I'm living the nightmare with you.
Call it 'The Balrogs Mouth'
Salt makes sugar taste great! Seriously.
That is terrifying...
> Had to settle for CactusRape That must suck.
Ah, one of the TzHaar's tastiest delicacies!
Kill it with fire! Wait...
Do you think we would know?
Minor bun engine fart made Benny lava
Can I work at your workplace? It'd be cool to work somewhere where nothing is NSFW
something something steel beams.
If you say "caramel" 3 times, you will invoke a sugary demon.
Credits to Michael Scott!
Oh my, Scott's tots just thinking about it makes Eugh no! And they do the song! That's so awful. At least they get lithium batteries
ARAGORN: Gentlemen! We do not stop 'til nightfall. PIPPIN: But what about dessert? BOROMIR: One does not simply make caramel in Mordor. GOLLUM: It's my birthday, and I wants it! FRODO: It...
I did some research. Since you phrased your question as "cook" the answer is no. That is unless your oven gets to about 5500K and can create a vacuum which is the environment necessary to accompl...
it's up there with Scott's tots and Phyllis's wedding
Salted caramel ash
OakyAfterbirth was my first try when creating a Reddit name. Had to settle for CactusRape.
Yousah going to tha Boss Nass. You in big doo doo now.
As a former dishwasher, if you can clean it, its not destroyed. Hot water + Dawn dish soap + time will get most things. Not liquid hot magma, but most things. Also, BBQ sauce burn is a whole lot ...
That's gotta be the most awkward episode I've watched
I refuse to be trained to roast because I will not be responsible for burning the shop down. Unless it's from caramel.
could be worse http://i.imgur.com/gL2jeAt.jpg
My name is Dylan and I spit hot fire. Name the five best wrappers of all time: Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan.
Holy shit, that sounds amazing. I'm thinking some kind of spiced cayenne caramel apple filling with brie or gorgonzola crumbles, all snuggled inside of a buttered and toasted tortilla sprinkled w...
"Too long he cooked it, and woke the nameless fear."
No, but that's a pretty catchy fuckin tune though for 4am, thanks for that. Was thinking of it in a sorta monotonous, Ben Stein-type way
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After starting 2 fires with the roaster I'm not surprised they only let you touch the donuts, haha :)
God this place is good
Not so bad. Let that puppy soak for 2 or 3 weeks and it'll come clean as a whistle.
mmm, salted ashbrowns.
Thanks to the magic of words like 'again', no doubt.
yep. its just caramel forge in the mountains or Mordor.
As a dishwasher. Fuck you.
Is this sung to the tune of the bacon pancakes song from adventure time?? Lava caramel, makin' lava caramel. Take some lava and I'll put it in some caramel. Lava caramel, that shit's hot as h...
Honestly OP just needs to add whipped cream to this and it'll taste like a creamy burnt coal.
You... It... Say what now?
Frodo didn't have to go all the way to Mordor this time.
Can you describe the smell?
Anyone else see a slimy monster crawling out of hell?
Make caramel cover ashpples
Did you throw the One Ring into it?
DE PLANEHT COHHRRRRR
do you serve lava doughnuts?
Now gently place it into the orbit of your choosing
Jesus, Marie, they're mineraloids!
One burnt pile to find them. One new pot to bring them all, and in the smoke, bind them. In the kitchen of /u/Skiddle1138 where the ashes lie.
Brown sugar and water. But yes.
well, he probably burn that too.
I tried to search it up and got stymied at this . Now I really want to know.
For rocks they evaporate. What did you think would happen? Sugar decomposes but can be evaporated in a vacuum: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vacuum_evaporation Sugar decomposition is how cara...
Was that his name? All I know is just two hobbits showed up and threw a ring into my caramel.
That happened to me too!
If solid state of rock is rock And melting point of rock is lava And re-solidified lava is obsidian (still kind of rock) Sugar is a solid state of a crystal. Melting point would be caramel (...
whhhaarglbrglrglbrglrglbrglrglbrglrglbrglrglbrglrglbrgl Be gone with you!
/r/oakyafterbirth ?
> oaky afterbirth. What is this referencing? Is this a Michael Scott line?
I'm debating reporting /u/xAy3x for public safety reasons.
The Big Bombad Boss Nass! GOAT CGI jowls.
Make me a donut o' spinner of dreams.
Hard candy is essentially sugar obsidian. Sugar could be considered a rock in that it is a mineraloid, its liquid form would be a type of lava, and cooled would be an obsidian. Not sure what that...
> "oh shit, that house is on fire again" It's just the Northern lights
When I read the words "planet core" the boss of the gungans pops into my head and says them. This is a nightmare I would not wish on anyone else.
We tossed the pot. I did get a good chunk off before my boss decided to get a new one but that thing would've taken hours, it was cheaper to buy a new pot than to pay me to clean it. (edit) I w...
Ideally no, only when the roaster is on fire. I work at a small coffee/donut shops. I just make the donuts.
My boss obviously hasn't heard of this rule. He makes a great pulled pork, but he destroys the pan in the process, leaving it straight black.
Look at me. I'm lava now.
> although I think it was salvagable. There's definitely some perfectly good lava that you could have used
If I were the dishwasher, and you told me to clean that pot, I would be so damn pissed. Source: I'm a dishwasher
You're burning the coffee? Must work at Dunkin'.
But how many rings were forged?
Probably, but those times were after my shift so I'm in the clear.
> That one night, you made everything all-right!
The last two times it was the coffee roaster. I guess the vent was faulty and it set the wall on fire.
I didn't know OP was cooking up mixtapes
You made Mordor man
> oaky afterbirth That should be name of his mixtape and the picture should be his cover art.
> "oh shit, work is on fire again" Something tells me this isn't the first time that you did this
TIL cooking sugar and milk for too long opens a gate to hell
Just put some salt on it.
That's what a dying star looks like.
making caramel or summoning the lord of hell?
looks like the inside of a hot-pocket... the part surrounding the frozen core
what if sun really caramel in god kitchen he cant touch us and heal grandma no more because pan with sun hot once cool down he come back that apocalypse . when sun die god come back to save...
I was sitting down browsing Reddit, waiting for my dough to rise, when I saw a flicker of light in my glasses. I turned around to look outside and thought "oh shit, that house is on fire again", ...
> oaky afterbirth Dibs on the band name!
Ash with an undertone of caramel and an oaky afterbirth.
Once so beautiful. Once so sweet and golden brown. Now black and bitter
It was unfortunately far too solid for that at that point, it just crumbled into nothing over the next hour.
A few apples, some skewers and blam! Delicious, flaming caramel apples!
Basically creme brulee.
It's like a pot of toasty marshmallows!
Even if it's a tad off just give it out as a promotional freebie!
Introducing the all new Taco Bell Sweet Heat Caramelava Quesadilla™ only $1.49 for a limited time
Pour it on the floor and try to avoid it.
One Carmel Apple to rule them all
Slugs? All powerful creator and he wastes his time on Slugs? I would have started with Lasers! 8 o'clock day One
How did it taste like?
As a geology major I can confirm that caramel makes volcano.
Go sit in the corner.
Wow! If anyone ever needs to whip up some lava for a VFX element or a miniatures photoshoot, we now know how!
Time Bandits http://i.imgur.com/8kuLkwo.jpg
making caramel making caramel making caramel annndddd I made lava
> It's probably fine fire. Fixed that for you.
A tad? You just made lava.
You created a planet core
Frodo poked his head in to confirm whether or not that is mordor.
It's probably fine.
This was about 15-20 minutes after I took it off the burner, there was a three foot high fire before I took it off.