Food 102 is a satirical column on PCFG. Do not attempt any of the below directions, as they are not meant to be taken seriously. Doing so may result in low-quality food or possible injury. Do not...
https://poorcouplesfoodguide.com/2016/09/13/food-102-how-to-drink-whiskey-like-an-adult/
Sticky rice goes by a few names, since it has a few different varieties with minuscule differences. Sweet rice, sticky rice, glutinous rice, etc… They all have similar food applications, and ha...
https://poorcouplesfoodguide.com/2016/08/16/cheat-codes-make-sticky-rice-easy-using-a-rice-cooker/
Let’s talk water. Water is the greatest sustainable resource on planet Earth. It’s everywhere. I’m water, you’re water, everything is water. 98% of our planet is made of water, and every ...
https://poorcouplesfoodguide.com/2016/04/01/food-102-how-to-boil-water/
I’m gonna let everyone in on a little secret here. I spent a large chunk of my childhood and early teens as a total weeaboo. You know, those dopey, white kids that obsess over everything Japane...
https://poorcouplesfoodguide.com/2016/01/04/the-snack-report-cookies-and-cream-pocky/
We covered some of the history of spiced Christmas cider, known as wassail, in Part 1 of this article. Read up if you missed it, or read on for our recipe! As some of you may know, PCFG will be p...
https://poorcouplesfoodguide.com/2015/12/10/christmastime-favorite-how-to-make-wassail-cider-recipe/
Recently a ton of supermarkets closed down in the northeast, especially here on Long Island, resulting from their blanket corporation of A&P going out of business. It was really sad, considering ...
https://poorcouplesfoodguide.com/2015/11/23/spices-101-what-is-cardamom/
The Cereal Report is a column in which PCFG conducts various cereal reviews, of new or limited products, as well as providing brief backgrounds on the cereal. Cereal is delicious and fairly cheap...
https://poorcouplesfoodguide.com/2015/10/05/the-cereal-report-rice-krispie-treat-cereal/
If there is one universally loved menu item I’m willing to bet everyone enjoys, a food so beloved by people from different races, creeds, and backgrounds, one thing we can all agree is just so...
https://poorcouplesfoodguide.com/2015/07/27/we-can-do-it-better-how-to-make-homemde-chicken-fingers/
So Taco Bell has a history of cutting and pasting menu items together to make new ones, like the quesarito. We already taught you how to make one, and now we’re all eating burritos and quesadil...
https://poorcouplesfoodguide.com/2015/03/11/how-to-make-a-quesalupa/
I’m gonna tell you all a secret. Well, not actually a secret, but a fun fact. In my possession I have an original box of French Toast Crunch from circa 2005, before the cereal was discontinued....
https://poorcouplesfoodguide.com/2015/01/23/french-toast-crunch-returns-2/