Momma Told Me

MOMMA TOLD ME: ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, FLOOR. I'm not a drinker. Ask anyone who knows me and they will tell you that I'm the designated driver at any function, entirely by choice. I have ...

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MOMMA TOLD ME: TEMPTATION TAKES MANY FORMS. As colorful and crazy as I get, my closest friends will tell you I'm also the square peg at a party. I simply find it more entertaining to watch oth...

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MOMMA TOLD ME: WHEN YOU GET BORED, CHALLENGE YOURSELF. While you certainly see a fair range of indulgent, not so good for you, treats and recipes cross your screen on this blog, I have found t...

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 This post was sponsored by Metamucil as part of an Influencer Activation and all opinions expressed in my post are my own. NOT LONG AGO I TURNED 30. It was like any other birthday. Honest...

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This post is sponsored by Jersey Mike's but the content and opinions expressed here are my own. You know what makes that fine line of a difference between a good host and an amazing host this ...

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When you’re under a lot of stress, it can easily take a toll on your immune system. And, really, who isn’t these days?  Even positive events like buying a new home among Vancouver real e...

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This post is sponsored by La-Z Boy but the content and opinions expressed here are my own. MUCH LIKE WITH CHILDREN, HAVING PETS IN THE HOME PRESENTS A UNIQUE DECOR CHALLENGE. It's a constant...

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This post is sponsored by Wellness CORE but the content and opinions expressed here are my own. AS AN ANIMAL CARE PROVIDER I HANDLE MANY SHAPES, SIZES, AGES AND SPECIES THROUGHOUT THE WEEK. I...

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This post is sponsored by Horizon but the content and opinions expressed here are my own. BEING A MODERN CONSUMER CAN BE COMPLICATED. When I was a child the only time my mother bought grocer...

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Have you ever noticed some of the best family recipes are passed down by mouth, without any real written directions or ingredients at all? Every family has at least one. You know, the recipe tha...

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MOMMA TOLD ME: YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT'S IN STORE. Today is the first day in weeks where I've taken a deep breath and felt entirely myself. After weeks of fighting this season's flu, and a few tu...

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MOMMA TOLD ME: IT CAME FROM THE MICROWAVE. Momma didn't care much for the decorating aspect of the holidays, when I was a child- She was much more content whipping up some seasonal treat in th...

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MOMMA TOLD ME: TASTE THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY. DON'T JUDGE- BUT FOR ME, THE HOLIDAYS ARE ALL ABOUT FOOD. From January through October I exercise impressive self control when it comes to my at h...

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MOMMA TOLD ME: THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX. This isn't a particularly pretty post- in fact, it was never really intended to be it's own blog post. I'd quite intended to mess around with a GIF or PIN...

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This shop has been compensated by Collective Bias, Inc. and its advertiser. All opinions are mine alone.  #dothe99 #99obsessed #CollectiveBias THERE'S NO ARGUING THAT PETS ARE FAMILY. And ev...

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This shop has been compensated by Collective Bias, Inc. and its advertiser. All opinions are mine alone. #HallowCleanFaceOff #CollectiveBias MOMMA TOLD ME: EVERYTHING'S COMING UP RAINBOWS. IT'...

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This post was created in part with information provided  through a collaboration with the Best Buy Influencer Network, regardless all opinions are my own. RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOUR FAMILY LOVES...

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MOMMA TOLD ME: IT'S A WAGON, NOT A CHARIOT. As the holidays approach I feel myself getting more and more nostalgic for the rituals involving family and friends. This time of year is marked by ...

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This content was compensated, regardless all thoughts contained below are authentic and honest. IN A DAY AND AGE WHERE YOU CAN ORDER JUST ABOUT ANYTHING AT YOUR FINGERTIPS FROM YOUR SMARTPHONE...

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This shop has been compensated by Collective Bias, Inc. and its advertiser. All opinions are mine alone.  #dothe99  #99obsessed  #CollectiveBias Over the years we've kept no secret that we ...

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This post is sponsored by Real California Milk but the content and opinions expressed here are my own. I love my dairy . But, in a world of alternatives, and mass selection, so many of my favo...

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MOMMA TOLD ME: BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT. It's no secret we're a little 'off color' here at Momma Told Me- while we appreciate tradition, there are some things we prefer to break free and stand ou...

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