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Are you a loser? Jim VandeHei, the founder of two successful media startups, has some advice: Don't be. Do you constantly fantasize about crushing your enemies? Don't do that, either. Unless they...

https://freebeacon.com/author/stiles/culture/finally-a-self-help-book-for-humble-geniuses/

This week the Washington Free Beacon reported on Aidan Parisi, a leading figure in the anti-Semitic protests at Columbia University, refused to leave campus after being suspended for supporting ...

https://freebeacon.com/author/stiles/satire/guest-column-help-the-anti-semitic-freak-leading-protests-at-columbia-is-holding-me-captive-as-his-emotional-support-slave/

Jeffrey Toobin, the former CNN legal analyst who defiled himself (and his entire dumb profession) by masturbating on a Zoom call with colleagues, is officially back on the video conferencing plat...

https://freebeacon.com/author/stiles/media/alert-jeffrey-toobin-back-on-zoom-nsfw/

Earlier this week, CNN published an attempted puff piece about how Harris weathered a "rocky start" to emerge as the Biden campaign's "lead prosecutor on top issues." It features an interview wit...

https://freebeacon.com/author/stiles/biden-administration/even-this-cnn-puff-piece-makes-kamala-harris-seem-lame-and-unqualified/

Joe Biden's lies are out of control. The president sparked an international incident last week by implying his uncle was eaten by "cannibals" in New Guinea during World War II. The post WATCH: ...

https://freebeacon.com/satire/watch-history-according-to-joe-biden-vol-2/

Chicago mayor Brandon Johnson has a dirty little secret that, if exposed, could destroy what's left of his credibility and undermine the crime-plagued city's efforts to avert widespread lawlessne...

https://freebeacon.com/author/stiles/democrats/chicagos-left-wing-mayor-has-a-dirty-little-secret/

Joe Biden's reelection campaign is hiring a director of diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI). It's an exciting opportunity for someone to earn a $120,000 salary doing what they love—if what ...

https://freebeacon.com/author/stiles/biden-administration/the-biden-campaign-is-looking-for-a-dei-director-here-are-6-promising-candidates/

Brian Stelter once received "an actual potato" in the mail, the liberal journalist said over the weekend. The former CNN host, sometimes referred to as "Humpty Dumpty" or "Mr. Potato Head," descr...

https://freebeacon.com/author/stiles/media/alert-someone-mailed-actual-potato-to-brian-stelters-house/

A senior citizen in Clark County, Ohio, has been charged with murder after fatally shooting an Uber driver outside his home. Both individuals were allegedly targeted by telephone scammers demandi...

https://freebeacon.com/author/stiles/biden-administration/elderly-scam-victim-who-killed-uber-driver-in-fit-of-rage-is-same-age-as-joe-biden/

Orenthal James "O.J." Simpson, aka the Juice, died Wednesday at the age of 76. He lived an American life. He dreamed the American Dream. He achieved that dream, then lost it following an encounte...

https://freebeacon.com/author/stiles/satire/exclusive-prostate-cancer-vows-to-find-out-who-did-this-to-o-j/

CNN has done it again, folks. This time, instead of celebrating the "mostly peaceful" rioters hurling Molotov cocktails for racial justice, the esteemed news network has published a nice little e...

https://freebeacon.com/author/stiles/media/a-mostly-peaceful-castration-cnn-eulogizes-a-terrorist/

Liberal journalists are particularly excited about the eclipse because it's an opportunity to do what they love most: telling their fellow Americans what to do. They have published numerous artic...

https://freebeacon.com/author/stiles/culture/how-to-watch-the-eclipse-without-looking-like-a-total-dork/

President Joe Biden's reelection campaign is joining forces with liberal celebrities for what sounds like the most insufferable fundraising event of the 2024 election. Some are calling it the "fu...

https://freebeacon.com/author/stiles/biden-administration/liberal-celebs-host-fundraiser-from-hell-for-joe-biden/

We regret to inform you that America's journalists are in the midst of another temper tantrum. This one is in response to NBC News's decision to hire former RNC chairwoman Ronna McDaniel as a pai...

https://freebeacon.com/author/stiles/media/what-in-the-actual-f-is-wrong-with-these-people-nbc-news-edition/

Joe Biden, 81, is just trying to stay alive until Election Day, and has made a number of behavioral adjustments to increase his life expectancy. Most of these adjustments are designed to mitigate...

https://freebeacon.com/author/stiles/biden-administration/joe-biden-stability-shoes/

Joe Biden is still annoyed that Barack Obama didn't want him to run for president in 2016 (or 2020). He even brought this up to Special Counsel Robert Hur seemingly unprompted during their discus...

https://freebeacon.com/author/stiles/democrats/obama-has-terrible-judgment-but-he-was-right-about-one-thing/

Fulton Country district attorney Fani Willis must fire her former lover Nathan Wade if she wants to continue to prosecute former president Donald Trump for election interference, a Georgia judge ...

https://freebeacon.com/author/stiles/democrats/10-things-that-are-definitely-scarier-than-angry-fani-willis/

Last month we learned President Joe Biden likes to brag about having lots of "good sex" with his wife, Dr. Jill Biden, Ed.D. Good for him? Not exactly. Our analysis found that Biden's obsession w...

https://freebeacon.com/author/stiles/biden-administration/horny-joe-strikes-again/

The Democratic Party's falling support among non-white voters is a "much deeper" problem than many of its supporters realize or are willing to admit, according to a recent analysis. The post 'M...

https://freebeacon.com/author/stiles/democrats/much-deeper-than-anticipated-falling-support-among-minority-voters-could-spell-doom-for-democrats/

Joe Biden routinely tells aides that "good sex" is the secret to a healthy marriage, according to excerpts from a forthcoming book about Dr. Jill Biden, Ed.D., and other first ladies. The 81-year...

https://freebeacon.com/author/stiles/biden-administration/joe-biden-often-brags-about-good-sex-with-dr-jill-that-could-be-a-sign-of-dementia/