Predicting the Premier League Champion: Man City vs. Liverpool showdown Aside from the last season and the bizarre early form that ruled Liverpool out of the title race, it’s been a two-horse r...
The Premier League is no doubt one of the hottest events of the year for football lovers, but if you can’t quite wait to see how things unfold, we’ve outlined some of the main things you need...
Premier League 2023/2024: key information you need to know The 2023/24 Premier League season is nearly upon us and it’s fair to say we’re all more than a little excited for its return. Footba...
Five Best Premier League Games To Watch In February The Premier League action will resume in February after the FA Cup fourth round tie and there are plenty of big games to watch out for. For tho...
Top 5 UK crypto exchanges for 2022 Many individuals are hesitant to invest in or trade crypto. This is because the crypto market has long been regarded as a highly technical financial industry. I...
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Which players should Manchester United target during this transfer window? Calling Manchester United’s last season a disaster would be an understatement. From the start till the end, there was ...
Liverpool Football Club is one the most famous sports teams in the world, with over 103 million supporters across the globe and annual revenues of $615 million. What lies ahead for this giant of ...
Should Rashford Leave Manchester United? Out in the wider world, Marcus Rashford is a working-class darling at the moment. You might know him for his work in food stamps or politely telling the P...
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Iain S P Reid’s fantastic photos of Manchester United and Manchester City fans in the 1970s are going to be in a new book from Flashbak. You can back Cool Cats & Red Devils at the Kickstarte...
Who knew that watching Phil Foden & Kalvin Phillips watching grassroots goals would be so charming. It’s like a football Celebrity Gogglebox, and Pies approves – not wishing to sound like...
“Knights, new plan! The one who kills the ogre, will be named champion! Have at him!” Could Leicester do it on a mild Tuesday night at Old Trafford? Yes, they could. Leicester’s 2-1 win han...
Putting the sad into Sadio Liverpool forward Sadio Mane has described this season as the worst of his career and admits he was so concerned about his form at one stage that he underwent medical t...
Edinson Cavani, Man Utd’s swashbuckling goal-getter and cult hero in the making, has rejected the advances of Boca Juniors and signed a new one-year deal with United. The contract will keep him...
Dry your eyes, Scott (very sorry). Fulham have been relegated from the Premier League after just one season back in the top flight, no thanks to a home defeat by Burnley that saw the Clarets secu...
Gabriele Gravina – Italy’s Robert Kilroy-Silk? Gabriele Gravina, who is the head of the Italian FA (the FIGC in Italian), has told a Naples radio station that Juventus won’t be permitted to...
Ronaldo’s Juve are not going to back away from the ESL without a scrap Real Madrid, Barcelona and Juventus – the three defiant clubs standing by the proposed European Super League despite the...
Leeds United striker Patrick Bamford scored at Elland Road in front of watching England head coach Gareth Southgate, to boost his chances of going to Euro 2020 next month. Stuart Dallas put Leeds...
Here’s all the evidence you need that it is great: Well done, Umbro. Because the kits are so ace (the sky blue one especially is a beaut), and limited edition, you might have a very hard time f...
Tuchel & Chelsea: a match made in football heaven, apparently In the wake of Chelsea reaching the Champions League final, football journalist Julien Laurens highlighted a very impressive stat abo...
Don’t be fooled by the relatively close aggregate scoreline: in reality, Chelsea thrashed Real over two legs. Chelsea’s players were fitter, faster and stronger, whilst Thomas Tuchel out-coac...
Former Arsenal keeper Jens Lehmann has been sacked from Hertha Berlin’s supervisory board after referring to pundit Dennis Aogo as “a token black guy” in a WhatsApp message. Lehmann, 51, wh...
Embarrassing: Just look at the state of PSG’s whining babies PSG shithouse Leandro Paredes was sworn at by the Dutch ref Bjorn Kuipers during Tuesday’s Champions League semi-final second leg ...
Alan McLoughlin, the player whose goal saw the Republic of Ireland qualify for USA ’94, has died at the age of just 54 after a battle with cancer. The former Portsmouth and Swindon midfielder r...
Riyad Mahrez scored twice as Man City reached the Champions League final for the first time thanks to a 2-0 win over PSG at the Etihad Stadium on Tuesday; apart from the first 30 minutes of the f...
That happened fast: Jose Mourinho will take over as head coach of Roma next season, it was announced today. It’s a three-year deal, fittingly – plenty of time for Jose to alienate half of Rom...
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This was one weird match. With a little more than half an hour gone, Roma led 2-1 and it looked like Man Utd were doomed – conceding two away goals in a European knockout tie is often fatal. Bu...
Tottenham’s first choice to replace Jose Mourinho – sorry, Ryan, you’re not getting the gig full-time – was RB Leipzig boss Julian Nagelsmann, but that’s off the table – Nagelsmann ha...
Manchester City’s Alex Zinchenko: And light entertainment legend Les Dennis: Shitness rating: SHIT. The post Shit Lookalikes: Olexandr Zinchenko and Les Dennis first appeared on Who Ate all th...
I bet on PSG to win this match, as I thought they looked good in their quarter-final against Bayern, if a little fortunate at times, and City had just played in a cup final three days ago. At hal...
A moment of brilliance from Karim Benzema – still one of the most underrated players in the game – kept Real Madrid in this Champions League semi-final. Benzema’s goal, a cobra-like strike ...
The President of Germany’s FA has apologised publicly for making a Nazi reference when talking to his vice-president in a meeting last week, saying it had been a “grave mistake”. Gulp. DFB ...
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Teams will be allowed to select 26-man squads for the delayed European Championships this summer. UEFA has made the change to lessen the load on players after a club season compressed because of ...
Tottenham midfielder Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg: And former Man Utd striker Ruud van Nistelrooy: SHIT. The post Shit Lookalikes: Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg and bearded Ruud van Nistelrooy first appeared o...
Alan Shearer and Thierry Henry are the first players to make it into the newly minted Premier League Hall of Fame. Shearer is the Premier League’s record scorer, with 260 goals for Blackbur...
Does Daniel Ek know the difference between Arsenal and West Ham? Spotify’s billionaire owner Daniel Ek is apparently preparing a bid to buy Arsenal with a little help from three friends who you...
How was this going to end any differently? The best club side in Europe, managed by an elite head coach who may well go down as the greatest manager of all time, against Ryan Mason’s Spurs: lad...
What due prudence looks like ^ FC Barcelona (extract from a club statement made today, responding to the European Super League omnishambles): Despite being perfectly aware of the importance and i...
Brighton & Hove Albion boss Graham Potter joked that his modelling days were long gone after a mishap on Brighton beach left him with a scar on his left cheek. Potter showed up at his press confe...
Did you spot our Jack, mingling with the likes of AJ Tracey (who I have heard of), Druski (nope), Gunna (nope), Mookie Betts (nope), Nadeshot (yes, heard of him), Rocky No Hands (nope), Swae Lee ...
Kraftwerk’s newest member: And Mikel Arteta (mit freunden): The post Shit Lookalikes: Mikel Arteta and Kraftwerk first appeared on Who Ate all the Pies .
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Rodri celebrates his goal Both teams finished a man light at Villa Park, but Manchester City’s ten men were clearly better than Villa’s ten men. Rodri’s first-half header won the match, aft...
First this: Then this: Then the match report: Writing as a Tottenham fan, it was a tonic to watch a Spurs team not cowering in Mourinho’s miserable shadow. This was not an emphatic or particula...
Liverpool’s principal owner John W Henry has broken his silence over the European Super League debacle to apologise to head coach Jurgen Klopp, the players and the fans for “the disruption I ...
Arsenal: Sincerity rating: At least they said sorry. It’s not much but it’s something. Spurs: Sincerity rating: Meh. Regrets, Daniel Levy had a few. Man Utd: Sincerity rating: Low. Very low. ...
The dirty half-dozen It happened too late for them to come across as the good guys, but Chelsea and Man City have at least come to their senses and decided to withdraw from the absurd European Su...
It’s a joke that has been doing the rounds for several hours before kick-off, but it’s very ballsy from Leeds United’s social media person nonetheless. We approve 100%. Joke context: Liverp...
If you thought Big Dunc had mellowed with age (he’s 49 but looks fighting fit), you’d be wrong… You don’t argue, you don’t mess, you do exactly what Big Dunc tells you to do, and you do...
Grimsby’s 2020/21 home kit Grimsby Town have responded brilliantly to the proposed launch of a European Super League by offering fans of the six English clubs involved the chance to trade in th...
Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United and Spurs (ho ho) are among 12 clubs who have agreed to join a new European Super League (ESL). In a momentous move for European...
Jose Mourinho has been sacked by Tottenham after just 17 months in charge. He replaced Mauricio Pochettino as Spurs’ head coach in November 2019 and led the club to sixth in the Premier League ...
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Former Brazil defender Oscar (who featured in their sensational 1982 World Cup team): And Hollywood star Matthew McConaughey: Oscar pic spotted on OldFootballPhotos. The post Shit Lookalikes: Bra...