Margaret and Helen » Ted Cruz

Margaret, I look at this picture and I am disgusted. I know I’m supposed to be upset about the Hatch Act. I get it. The law is the law and even the President isn’t above the law. We’ve been...

https://margaretandhelen.com/2020/08/28/get-off-our-lawn-the-case-by-an-angry-old-lady-for-why-donald-trump-doesnt-deserve-your-vote/

Margaret, I’m sorry to say that the Social Distancing diet is fattening. My ass is almost as big as Trump’s ego, but easier to view if I do say so myself. The man gave himself a 10 out of 10 ...

https://margaretandhelen.com/2020/03/18/margaret-and-helen-introduce-the-covid19-quarantini-its-strong-enough-to-make-you-think-obama-is-still-president-and-knock-you-on-your-ass-from-6-feet-away-socialdistancing/

Margaret, I am not running for President, so I have picked you to be my running mate.  Don’t laugh, darling. We have a better chance of winning than Carly and Ted.  And God help me, I hope we...

https://margaretandhelen.com/2016/04/28/cruz-and-fiorina-hope-to-steal-a-few-delegates-in-tanzayneeah/

Margaret, once again I find myself stating the obvious – of course the KKK is a part of the Republican base.  Are Republicans really trying to suddenly be outraged by that?  When you hate imm...

https://margaretandhelen.com/2016/03/01/if-it-looks-like-a-duck-quacks-like-a-duck-and-hates-immigrants-gays-and-people-of-color-then-what-you-have-is-a-republican-duck/

Margaret, glad to hear that winter storm Jonas landed to your south.  I hate to think of you being so north during the winter months.  Of course, you don’t like my being so south come July so...

https://margaretandhelen.com/2016/01/27/if-sarah-palin-is-your-big-catch-i-question-the-size-of-your-pole/

Margaret, I had a hell of a good time watching the news last night.  Sending that Davis girl to jail has the GOP madder than a wet hen.  Huckabee says that Christianity has now been criminalize...

https://margaretandhelen.com/2015/09/04/the-gop-really-has-lowered-the-bar-on-what-constitutes-being-a-christian/

FROM HELEN: Margaret is it just me or have the Republicans all gone bat shit crazy? First they are screaming bloody murder about Obamacare and then they complain because people are having trouble...

https://margaretandhelen.com/2013/10/24/ted-cruz-could-start-an-argument-in-an-empty-house/

Margaret, the Republicans are trying to blame this shutdown on everyone but themselves. It’s the Senate Democrats fault for not negotiating. It’s President Obama’s fault for being black. It...

https://margaretandhelen.com/2013/10/03/everything-the-republicans-need-to-know-my-dog-learned-in-obedience-school/

From Helen Margaret, the more Republicans I meet, the more I like my dog. Just once I would like to see a politician with an ass too small to fit his own head. It has been a rough few weeks sitti...

https://margaretandhelen.com/2013/10/01/lets-hope-republicans-dont-need-health-insurance-to-recover-from-pulling-their-heads-out-of-their-asses/