astraldemise : > being a horror fan that experiences panic inducing paranoia fucking > sucks like ill just be like wow i cant wait to go watch scary shadow > creature�...
speaking into the abyss anyone there?
starsinursa : > ME, AS A KID: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up > late EVERY NIGHT > > ME, AS AN ADULT, CRAWLING INTO BED AT 6:30 PM: oh than...
jakemorph : > “LAVA” IS WHAT IT’S CALLED ABOVE THE GROUND, > AND “MAGMA”IS WHAT IT’S CALLED BEFORE IT;’S ADAPTED INTO > JAPANESE ANIMATION
gotitforcheap : > SOMEONE ON TUMBLR SEEING PEOPLE ENJOYING THINGS: hmm did you know > that creator of thing you are enjoying kicked a dog last week? > don’t ask for�...
foundherselfs : > michael scott saying “not gonna make this one” and driving away > after trying to parallel park in a space that could fit 4 cars is > probably t...
tragicish : > sorry i forgot to reply i dont feel fucking alive
lohver : > whoever’s reading this, i pray that you find happiness. not > temporary happiness, or “if i pretend and put on a smile & laugh, > maybe i’ll be happy...
glumshoe : > glumshoe > : > > >> “I have the shortest pencil!” >> >> >> “no, now I have the shortest pencil!” > > > > > > >
552 : > bf: says anything good about literally anything other than me even > an inanimate object > Me: go marry it then
earthdad : > WORM 1: my oh my this tastes like dirt > > WORM 2: it is(: > > WORM 1: (:
trilllizard666 : > hst3000 > : > > >> trilllizard666 >> : >> >> >>> arminhasthebestbooty >>> : >>> >>> >>>> why does mark ruffalo have insa...
lesbriian : > entschuldigung-420 > : > > >> lesbriian >> : >> >> >>> We need a disney princess who’s a top!!!!!! >> >> Mulan > > you know what you...
thequeenofsunflowers : > wellyfullofale > : > > >> I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life >> tbh > > reblog for next thursday to be t...
fullmetalfisting : > an-adult > : > > >> the-feminists-are >> : >> >> >>> four-female >>> : >>> >>> >>>> ghostbusters? >>> >>> taking...
the-fury-of-a-time-lord : > lynchhes : > >> mine is a Five Guys > > not joking, it’s a church now
boymilk : > gooeyshark > : > > >> do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start >> with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t yo...
I like how this implies I did something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.
shitpostgenerator : > i have learned not to disrespect pasta
ororosmunroe : > I think I like Mulaney because he tells stories like how I tell > stories: Repeats things for emphasis. Comments on parts of the story > while telling...