Ah, to be young, and stupid, and horny. When I was 18, my girlfriend and I were fooling around. She wanted to get out her vibrator, but we couldn't find it. We probably should have just moved o...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cc30i0/tifu_by_putting_my_cellphone_in_my_girlfriends/
For months now my clicker for my car has been working less and less. At this point I’ve spent literal hours outside my driver door cursing the gods for not having a physical key for this car an...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cc0rx7/tifu_by_not_realizing_my_key_fob_had_a_physical/
I’ve been working as an assistant coach on my son’s little league team. The team is 6-7 year olds, 14 boys and one girl. I’ve never coached kids before but I love baseball and kids always s...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cbzj9a/tifu_by_giving_a_little_girl_a_sip_of_my_water/
So this is actually an ongoing problem that started a month ago so really LMIFU but I thought I would share this to warn others. TL;DR at the bottom. About 10 years ago I found myself in the ...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cbvinc/tifu_by_daring_to_leave_tmobile_for_a_new_carrier/
In traditional TIFU fashion, this was and ongoing thing that culminated to today, early hours today. I am a bit of a homebody and my (ex) girlfriend liked to go out for a few drinks every now an...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cbuzj9/tifu_by_not_shutting_up_and_driving_myself_into/
I'm currently laying in bed at 6:31 AM and I haven't slept for 24 or so hours. I just got a job after months of looking which is great but the mix of my crappy sleep schedule and nervousness has ...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cbuw7l/tifu_by_not_sleeping_when_my_first_shift_is_in/
I think this is probably a common thing to happen to drivers but as it's the first time it's happened to me I really need to get this out of my chest. Happened literally several minutes ago. ...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cbt5gy/tifu_bumping_into_a_parked_car_as_i_was_reversing/
Last week, I bought tickets for my boyfriend and I to go see creed. My kiddos asked me, "did you buy creed tickets?" And I went "yeah". "For all of us?" ".......no?" "How come?" "You ...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cbqoco/tifu_by_underestimating_my_kids/
So I(24M) have a test in the morning that I have basically been cramming for the past 48 hours. My wife(25F) works remotely at home. We have an infant daughter that I take care of during the day ...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cbq2km/tifu_big_time_via_unintentional_rtherewasanattempt/
In my work, I take some time writing non-work related stuff (such as essays, movie reviews, poems etc.) on a daily basis, partially intended as a way to overcome the boredom while still being pro...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cbpt28/tifu_by_accidentally_sending_a_document/
So today I went to my local strip mall a bit from my house to try on some dresses for a concert I have next month. While in the store I saw a pair of sweatpants that were styled like a Juicy trac...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cbon95/tifu_by_trying_on_sweatpants/
Obligatory, this was on 2017 and happened when my-then-boyfriend (now husband) was leaving for good after his study. For background, my husband has an ex-gf which he broken up with on 2015, who...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cboc03/tifu_by_leaving_a_male_lingerie_in_a_coat_pocket/
Our story starts like any other, with our little hero, or in case our idiot (me) having the calmest day imaginable. Originally I planned on chilling the whole day but my grandparents decided othe...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cbnnwr/tifu_by_drinking_a_44oz_mtn_dew/
So last night I (25M) needed to throw away some chicken (with very small bones) and pasta so I poured them down the garbage disposal. I turned it on with water but it was so loud so I decided to ...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cbnisg/tifu_by_ruining_my_airbnbs_garbage_disposal/
I was talking with a coworker today and we got on the subject of music. A song I’ve had on repeat for a few days is Goodie Bag by Still Woozy (great song btw) It wasn’t until later I realiz...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cbma86/tifu_by_recommending_a_gay_sex_song_to_my_coworker/
I was cleaning my ps4 controller with a needle thicker than your average sewing needle. I put it down and looked at a notification on my phone then moved my feet into a more comfortable position ...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cblpsx/tifu_by_leaving_a_dirty_needle_on_the_ground_near/
I’ve been struggling with mental health issues for about 6 years now. I’ve been on and off medications, but haven’t gotten proper therapy. My girlfriend, who I’ve been seeing for about 2 ...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cblmt6/tifu_by_lying_to_my_girlfriend/
My brother in law was trying to get ahold of me early morning and I wouldnt answer because i sleep with my phone on silence. We work together (he's my boss) and the work we do is pretty delicate ...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cbkw72/tifu_by_telling_my_brother_in_law_i_30m_find_my/
Not actually today, but several years ago. For some backstory: I used to be a pretty hardcore tweaker (10 years clean). Daily meth user, made lots of bad decisions, and this is a story about one ...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cbki7t/tifu_by_hot_gluing_my_genitals/
So I been constipated for a bit and read somwhere that prune juice is natural laxative and bought it. And idk why if I imagined reading it or not but I thought I read a comment that said half a l...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cbj2ys/tifu_i_drank_a_litre_of_prune_juice_now_what/
I went walking w my 12 yo son around the block to the park, to get some sunshine as he has been ill. As I approach the park, a group of 8-9 kids are swinging from the bottom of the volleyball net...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cbiqc5/tifu_by_trying_to_protect_park_equipment/
Obligatory 'this happened last night' Some background: My wife and I have been together for almost a decade. She's a great match for me; we're both sci-fi and LOTR nerds, we do Renaissance Fa...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cbhun5/tifu_by_making_fun_of_my_wifes_flatulence_nsfw/
TIFU, actually about 3 years ago, by lying about my credentials for a job. For my career (not saying exactly which one for privacy but it’s a pretty high end office job) I needed a four year co...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cbhqph/tifu_by_lying_about_my_credentials/
I got caught trying to sell some green at school and got caught. They got me with 24.5 grams or so. I admitted to having it and wanting to sell it (very dumb on my part but in my mind being compl...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cbguyq/tifu_by_getting_caught_selling_at_school/
Today, like many TIFU posts, this happened a few weeks ago but the repercussions are hitting me now. So, about two weeks ago, I decided to try out Photoshop for a fun family photo edits and Gener...
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cbawqi/tifu_by_forgetting_to_cancel_my_photoshop_trial/