One Democrat speaks more languages than Donald Trump’s wives.
Of course a man has the right to change his mind …
If you don’t want to vote for him, at least buy a mug.
Let’s have a statute of limitations on statues.
Our president messes up his own good news.
What this country needs is a president who knows how to default.
What this country needs is a skateboarder president.
O.K., it’s time for Milwaukee madness. Who knew?
It could be worse than campaigning by verse.
Finally, something worse than Donald Trump.