There are a few important events that happen annually. The holiday season comes around, and with it comes drunk relatives, awkward questions, and an easy 10+ pound weight gain. New semesters, fil...
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By this point, you should know: Kylie had her baby. On February 1st, after a lonnnng nine months of speculation, the youngest of the OG Kardashian-Jenner clan gave birth to a baby girl. I mean, s...
“Well, guess what, Mom?” I shouted, storming into her bedroom in a rage, flailing my hands around. “I don’t fucking care! Look what I did,” and with a final, dramatic gesture, I pulled ...
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There are a few things in this world that make me feel the burning rage of 1,000 suns (is that a thing? Are suns mad? Whatever). First, of course, is slow walking people. Those assholes who take ...
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Going home for the holidays leads to a lot of great things. A few weeks of your parents picking up the check at dinner, plenty of downtime, and enough cookies to bump you up a dress size (or two)...
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For some of us, from the day we waltzed out of the womb we had a deep, burning desire to really make something of ourselves. We wanted to wow the world with our talents, save lives, and make a di...
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Becoming real-life friends is much harder than one would think. I mean, growing up it was easy. You played with Barbies together and BAM! You’re friends. Now, though, it’s a little more compl...
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My blood was pumping in my ears as I hesitantly clicked on the picture. She was smiling in the ocean, her blonde hair blowing in the invisible breeze, a carefree laugh frozen on her face. Steady,...
One goal a lot of us have in life, whether we admit it or not, is finding someone to settle down and live happily ever after with. The thing is, even though we thought that shit would be easy gro...
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Isn’t it funny that the things we love the most tend to be bad for us? I mean, alcohol? Obsessed. Carbs? Love ’em. Boys who can’t commit and will keep you second-guessing yourself until the...