I like dozens of different pizza styles—sometimes it’s nice to mix things up, other times a particular style fits your circumstances best. I most commonly make sourdough pizza , mixed with a ...
Sometimes you feel like a pillowy, bready pan pie , something you could slice into flavorful bread sticks. Other times, you want a large, soft pizza where the toppings shine more. This is one of ...
My love for pizza overlaps my love for focaccia. They’re both tremendously satisfying breads, elevated to godly heights by their toppings. Focaccia is the perfect bread because it’s trivial t...
When you proof your dough low and slow (a few days in the fridge, say) you develop both its flavor—from various bacteria having time to develop—and its structure, as the yeast process builds...
Everyone loves biscuits! And if you look up how to make them, basically every recipe is about the same. Mine isn’t anything earth-shattering, but it does have ONE UNUSUAL STEP. Scroll on down t...
If you’re going to have a sandwich for breakfast , your best bread option is an English Muffin. If you’re going to buy those, your best choice is Bays brand . But if you’re a Sourdough Per...
Have you had a “hamburger” before? It’s like a meat “patty” on a pillowy, soft bun. They’re pretty interesting sandwiches!! But seriously, folks—this bun recipe is so nice and s...
Here’s the good news: the best bagel recipe I’ve made has also been the least demanding one. How often does that happen? The bad news is… well, there’s no bad news. These are delicious ...
Pan pizza is the best pizza you can make in a typical home oven. It’s also a style that’s tricky to find in restaurants (though it’s becoming more popular.) That means you should make it, a...
Sour cream, mozzarella, Sulguni cheese, pepperoni. Home oven, baking steel. I like pizza, and I make it often. You also like pizza. Perhaps you’d like to make it as well? Here’s the recipe ...
I’m working on a brand-new handheld gaming system called PLAYDATE! We at Panic think this tiny, yellow, crank-included console is the weird new surprise you need in your life. See more at play...
Hi, good day to you. I have been eating broccoli breakfast sandwiches for breakfast since 2017, and I’m here to spread the good word to you: broccoli breakfast sandwiches are great. New York ...
I was reading a book in my living room on a stormy night when a knock at the door interrupted me. It wasn’t entirely unexpected, however, and when I opened the door, I wasn’t all that surpris...
I made a short, experimental interactive-fiction game. You can play it in your browser in a matter of minutes. I’ve toyed around with games/stories written in Twine for a while, but it’s b...
It’s called STAGEHAND . It’s the new game from Big Bucket—my main man Matt Comi and yours truly, the intercontinental couple who brought you The Incident. It’s something we call a reverse...
Ah, Texas—the Big Sky state! Home of barbecue, the Texas Cowboys, and Austin, TX. The only thing hotter than its always-sunny weather are the homespun idioms and phrases deployed in everyday co...
I wrote a book!! It’s a heart-rending memoir of my challenging childhood and poignant blossoming into a young man… NOT. Actually, it’s a book of sketch comedy; twenty-five sketches, hot and...
1. Never open a review with weather. Or the occasion of your dinner. Or anything about your date. We don’t care. 2. Avoid prologues. Don’t explain why you’ve decided to write a review, or...
Did you notice me? To the right of Mr. Blonde? You can juuuust see my left foot between his legs. That’s the story of my life: always cropped out of the picture. But hey, I’m not complaining....
I grew up in a small and fairly underdeveloped town; a poor town, let’s say. While I never felt that I lacked for anything in my childhood, I’d get occasional reminders of objective misfortun...