Cancerous Calamities

My big sister had a lovely experience at the grocery store. @ihasahappee

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#AllForestsMatter

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just-shower-thoughts : > The bands that also show up on the Nickelback Pandora station must > feel like crap. Nickelback is the fucking woooorrrsssssttt.

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just-shower-thoughts : > Do crabs think fishes can fly? This just fucked me up.

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just-shower-thoughts : > I bet Kanye West will be the first person to perform with the > hologram of Kanye West Never go full Kanye.

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just-shower-thoughts : > Seeing a girl’s collar bone or shoulder in class is a hell of a > lot less distracting than hauling her out of class for it. Fucking PREACH!

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just-shower-thoughts : > If the IS fighters believe that being killed by a woman sends them > to hell, the air strikes should be carried out by female pilots (and > a...

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just-shower-thoughts : > Phones should have a guest mode like computers you can switch to if > someone needs to use your phone. They do.

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just-shower-thoughts : > Teenage girls saying “I can’t even” is basically the same as > old ladies saying “Well I never”. Ohh… Shit.

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just-shower-thoughts : > What if Mars has water on it because we used to live there and > fucked up the climate so badly that we had to send an escape pod to > ear...

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Small town girl. Lonely world. Blah Blah Blah. Make me laugh. I need it.

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goldenretrievblr : > Ever talk to someone and you just Every. Fucking. Day.

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toocatsoriginals : > UNITED STATES AIR FORCE’S MCKINLEY CLIMATIC LABORATORY AT EGLIN > AFB, FLORIDA  >  >  Since 1947, the Eglin Climactic Hangar has frozen, baked, de...

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I may just be slap happy… But I just laughed so hard I threw up. You’re welcome for the visual. #merrypringles #pringlebells #merrycrispmas

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Happiest of birthdays to my big sisser, my best friend, my ride or die. I hope someone brings you cake and ice cream and sings the Beatles version of Happy Birthday at the top of their lungs. (F...

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After getting in trouble early on in my career, I doubted my ability to make it this far. But 28 months later, here I am with another stripe. Ya ya… It was handed to me. I know. Regardless… ...

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Dear world…. Please love and appreciate this photo of @jgrant324 as much as the rest of us do. @carter_tj @robmoran12.

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Finally. Jeez.

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Absolutely never… #pizza #secondfavoritefood

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My classmate has her Starbucks order tattooed on her arm. What in the world is happening right now?!

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