Hello everybody! Yes, this is my blog, judge it as you please,
although I don’t understand why you would, as this is Tumblr… Not
to mention how chill this page is compared to that of a hardcore gay
porn blog– okay I’m going to stop myself right there.. Anywayyy, I
am open for questions of all kinds, from “On a scale of 1 - Jesus,
how would you rate today’s breakfast?” to “Do you moisturize
your glabella daily?” (And for the record, my breakfast was
nonexistent and I don’t moisturize my glabella.) I apologize for
such a long introduction, that is, if you’ve even read this. How
many weird things can I write? How far will you read? How long is the
line at the DMV today? Is that even my concern? I don’t drive,
actually, so why would I write that.. Ooh look, a fact! See? Tumblr is
educational. Tell that to all the family members who’ve said,
“You’re wasting your life on the Internet.” HA! Science side of
Tumblr say whoop whoop! History side of Tumblr say OOOOHH! Useless
fact side of Tumblr say yooo! What the fuck am I saying? Okay who
actually took the time to read this? Is life actually that dull that
you’ve just wasted a few minutes of your time reading a paragraph of
bullshit? Is that even a question? Clearly I’m the one who literally
took the time out of my day to sit here and type all of this… And
honestly I’m not the fastest typer. I’m like an old lady who has
just figured out where the space bar is like, one hand is occupied by
the mouse and the other is occupied by the keyboard; using one finger
to type each letter of each word. See? Does a nice mental image pop
into you head? That’s called, “imagery.” It’s the use of words
to provide a picture. WHOO! More facts! Alright… I should stop. If
you’ve made it this far, I congratulate you. If you just skipped to
the end to see how far it goes, yes, this is what my life is.
Nonetheless, *insert some inspirational quote here* Have a nice day!
