At 1am this morning, I found myself on the side of the road, mouth
agape, staring at the sky. My vocabulary was reduced to the word
“WOW!” and a series of expletives too impolite to print. ...
Avoid horny, 800-pound girls. This is one personal rule that has
always served me well in life. Evidently, some people don’t think
like I do. I was out in Denali National Park the other day, wh...