Dad Jokes

a G an' C submitted by /u/duroo

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1cwh27s/to_spell_greece_you_need/

They derive. submitted by /u/Tychomino

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1cwgv1l/how_do_mathematicians_get_to_work/

It's left scientists scratching their heads. submitted by /u/marimuthu96

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1cwewq1/a_new_strain_of_lice_is_going_around_that_is/

He was responsible for a rash of thefts. submitted by /u/Sir_Pluses

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1cweu8d/did_you_hear_about_the_thief_who_only_stole/

They better not do it again, or else! submitted by /u/Sad-Noises-

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1cwec36/my_friends_always_make_fun_of_me_for_rambling/

A pair of sites. submitted by /u/Sir_Pluses

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1cwe81o/after_my_walk_in_the_woods_i_had_ticks_on_me_in/

Because some men just want to watch the world bum. submitted by /u/j00bz

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1cwe7ln/some_typographers_dont_pay_any_attention_to/

It had to debark. submitted by /u/Sir_Pluses

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1cwe6hm/did_you_hear_about_the_tree_that_went_on_a_cruise/

Doorman asked. “What are you supposed to be?”, “A turtle” “What’s on your back?” “That’s Michelle”. submitted by /u/OctoberFire1

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1cwe50y/a_guy_went_to_a_costume_party_carrying_a_woman_on/

There’s no future in it submitted by /u/God-2008

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1cwd8e8/a_history_degree_is_useless/

Grizz Lee. submitted by /u/binary_world

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1cwcxy5/what_do_you_call_a_bear_that_does_karate/

I told her that I’d never seen that before. submitted by /u/EndersGame_Reviewer

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1cwcaw8/my_wife_asked_me_if_id_seen_the_fish_bowl/

Because everything is a Target. submitted by /u/Ripjaw9745

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1cwb9h0/why_are_there_no_walmarts_in_iraq/

I replied “Oh the crowanity!!! What was the CAWWWS of death?” submitted by /u/brockleeham

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1cwamv6/i_was_teaching_my_children_what_groups_of_animals/

Quacks in the pavement. submitted by /u/binary_world

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1cwaktl/what_do_you_get_if_you_put_a_duck_in_a_cement/

He was a bleating heart liberal. submitted by /u/Man-e-questions

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1cw5nc8/why_did_the_goat_farmer_vote_for_biden/

Becaused it got roasted. submitted by /u/thumbsup_baby

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1cw3ruw/why_was_the_coffee_bean_sad/

I like to wear houses. submitted by /u/Upvoter_NeverDie

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1cw3h80/what_kind_of_buildings_do_you_like_to_wear/

When I woke up I realized it was just a Fanta Sea submitted by /u/Far-Hovercraft-6514

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1cw2qmg/last_night_i_dreamt_that_i_was_swimming_in_an/

His first was rocky, his second was rocky too! submitted by /u/berkleysquare

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1cw056g/did_you_know_that_sylvester_stallone_is_on_his/

I'm Peachless submitted by /u/1378ono

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1cvzk66/someone_came_into_my_house_and_stole_my_fruits/

And not submitted by /u/djeclipz

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1cvu9gv/why_is_it_spelled_camouflage/

We were buying balloons for my girls’ birthday party the other day (one is 5/18/16 and the other is 5/16/18, it gets confusing). Anyway, the lady is filling up the balloons and my wife says she...

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1cvto28/this_wasnt_really_funny/

It's pretty straightforward. submitted by /u/CanadianBallMapper

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1cvqm2w/i_just_learned_how_the_pawn_moves_in_chess/

But hides from cows living in hot, dry climates are typically "D" Hide-Rated…. submitted by /u/hacksawjim89

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1cvp3yg/leather_is_rated_based_on_its_texture_cows_with/

Hey everyone, THIS SEASON WE’RE SUPPORTING: SAVE THE CHILDREN Founded in 1919, Save the Children is an international, non-government operated organisation dedicated to improving the lives of ...

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1cu8xv9/rdadjokes_is_supporting_save_the_children_find/