Randonesia

Just stuff from the life & mind of D. Randall Blythe. Here’s a few things you should know about about me: 1. I’m 40 years old as of 2/21/2011. 2. I’m happily married to an awesome woman. 3. Sometimes I live Richmond, VA. Sometimes I live all over the globe. I ALWAYS reside in Randonesia. 4. I really like: books, hunting & fishing, skateboarding, punk fucking rock (the music & the way of life- true til DEATH!), comic books, guns, knives whips (basically any sort of killing weapon), good coffee, & non-alcoholic St. Pauili Girl or Becks beers. 5. I am a sober alcoholic. I don’t drink or drug anymore because it was killing me. Everybody else, by all means, PLEASE- have a drink on me. 6. I sing for a metal band called lamb of god. 7. I say exactly what I want, when I want to. If you don’t like it, don’t read this blog. I don’t care if I hurt your feelings- I speak what only what I regard as the truth, and nothing else. 8. I tend to disregard conventional grammar & spelling at times, not because I am ignorant in such matters, but because this a fucking blog, not my attempt to win the Pulitzer. When I get paid to write, I let editors fix the details. Here, I try not to worry about it much. 9. I do not tolerate racism, religious intolerance, homo- phobia, dogmatic political posturing, sexism, class restrictions, or just general idiocy/assholeness from ANYONE, OF ANY SEX, CREED, OR COLOR, nor should you. That being said, I am definitely not politically correct, so if it’s a joke- get over yourself. 10. I do not give a fuck. 11. I am actually a nice, warm-hearted, generous, articulate Southern Male with impeccable manners. If ya see me on the street, come say hello!

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