video got removed :( Anyone got a mirror of it somewhere? edit: was it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox0kbmhMKQw ?
This is the type of dad joke I grew up on.
I think it would be even more of a win to not be on your bike at the finish line.
It would be so sad if he needed to be on his bike for the win to count.
British profamity. Doesn't get better than that!
Kevin probably grew up to be this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JurGajlyEew
y u hef 2 b med?
Honestly who wouldn't be?
When he said "a bear scats in the woods." I lost it!
The "he was murdered and set on fire" part was the headline of a news story. He just forgot to add a pause between "is off tonight." and "he was murdered". Here is the full clip.
The intonation on "except real" is what makes that so good, but I really lost it at the tree climbing.
I think it was his friend laughing at him. The sound syncs up pretty well with the motion of the guin right behind him.
You forgot to mention the fact that the bear expert they interviewed has only once come close to seeing an actual bear.
I'm good. I'm uhhh...I'm faster than a bear.
Yes, yes he did
The twist is, the guitar is actually cursed and he can't get it to play anything but Green Day, no matter how hard he tries.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A Every time I get mad at a game, or especially if I'm getting mad at a person in a game, I try and take a few deep breaths and remember this. It's ...
So, this is what it feels like to be laughed at by penguins.
I like how the dad says "oh no"
It has to be a fuck you for making them cover a non-topic.
Holy crap I just realized I know this guy! He moved to Korea a while ago and I just found him on Facebook again a little while ago and it's full of photoshoots and stuff in Korea! Edit: proof h...
Thank god. I saw this posted once and it was just 8 hours of "Korean people don't know what black people look like"
Narrator: " So we know that a bear scats in the woods, but should we be concerned?" Random Naturalist:"We are not bear food." Narrator: "And neither are pets." Fake rabbit in real news report say...
The no yelling sock
That is so adorable I can't get over it
My fav. People at my office all make these kinds of jokes. I wish I could also punch them http://youtu.be/r4-lq2-LmLo
I love all of Patton's appearances on 5SF. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo7hqvKJaos
Looks like a San Andreas pedestrian
Do yourself a favor and watch this at 0.5x speed.
Looks like he's having the time of his life.
That world leader us so fucking proud of himself for catching a chair
Wow. That played so close to a Monty python skit.
The bear climbing up the tree. I lost it.
Tortoise having sex with a shoe, squeaking. My husband and I like to make this noise at each other.
That's straight outta Straya. I don't know which video it's in, but there's a lot more from the Today Show on this channel . Edit: Found it.
THAT RUN OH MY GOD
http://youtu.be/HYNoFwLFqXM Not a hole, Keisha.
https://youtu.be/7tJFgeerp5Q A true wordsmith.
Whenever this gets posted I feel obliged to note that the black guy is actually a famous Korean comedian.
Haha that's what really kills me. It's a video of a little girl trying to potty train a dog.
Yep. And I've got the codec call as my ringtone.
I used to watch Brass Eye with my dad, and remember the uproar that fucking paedophile episode caused. I was trying my best not to laugh during it being the teen I was, but my god I fucking lost ...
Baby goat giving it all it's got, 7 seconds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV_3qx-oBms
Wait. Does this news station just not give a fuck? Some producer was cool with a giant squirrel head talking mid-story?
I died laughing at "This is what the bear probably looked like. Except real."
That really sounds like an "Aww... FUCK!"
That sound is my text message tone. I still jump every time I hear it thinking I've been spotted.
We know that bears scat in the woods. Good to know.
Well, y'know, if you're gonna do covers you might as well throw your own spin on it.
It's like this sort of thing happens every other day.
Oh it's real. There's more comedy in the full video .
Holy shit. You know the feeling when a name is right at the tip of your tongue but you can't remember but you find out later and feel stupid. You have just completed a 2 yr brain fart for me. I a...
Yeah, exactly. Except the fuck isn't so loud
These are all so freakin amazing, here's my favorite: WEEE
Probably just a ghost.
Well, that is how the song goes.
For the uninformed and forgetful, the source! edit: Wow! thanks for the gold! I'd like to thank Paul Dozsa for his elegance and showmanship. THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST
It's like he had that put-down simmering in his mind for a while already...
One of the few viners I actually like. The guy is so damn POSITIVE
Watched this too many times.. Diabeetus Cat
No. This isn't real. I do not accept this is real. The Onion??
I think what makes this so great it he sounds exactly how he looks.
Then there isn't anything after that part. That was where it ended.
A paedophile dressed as a school.
lol...what? They actually made a cutout for that? I wonder what the guy getting paid to recreate that was thinking...."Durr hurr hurr, I'm a bear galloping away..."
Holy fucking shit that's something I would expect out of South Park
A little late to the party, but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-g6ktf9iE0
Note: That is the sound of turtle climaxing
He has a point.
at the show... er.. UUAHAHH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwrvbjBF7YQ
Mustn't forget Spaz on Skates!
I literally uncontrollably mimicked the same noise after watching it.
Kevin watch the light dude!
That's incredibly kind of you. My son has autism. His motor skills are actually quite good. Funny thing, he actually dislikes game controllers because they are an alternative to what he believes ...
He just can't keep it together at the end.
I would guess that he hit it with a ring or something. Pucks and bodies spread the force on impact more.
I worked for AppleCare for a while. You would be surprised by how many services there are that wait for a rep to be on the phone before contacting the customer. Normally you wouldn't press anyt...
Thats like my laugh. My wife calls me muttley when i do
Haha. I bet that kid is being potty trained and that is what her parents have been telling her lately when she does it. Adorable.
Slightly longer than 10s but always gives me a laugh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFpwgXCwMNQ
His changing voice sounds like he suddenly channels his grandma from when she would say the same to him growing up.
AM I NOT ALLOWED TO ENJOY A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!
The dog must think: "This fucking family sometimes..."
I think my favorite part of this is imagining the people editing the show seeing that footage and laughing their asses off and then deciding they have to put it in. It's just there in the show, r...
Yes, they are, but don't think he hulked out and broke that glass normally. That glass is defective. It can normally withstand bodies being thrown into it at 30+ km/h, pucks being shot at it at s...
but then, this video would not exist I think that they laughed their asses off while looking at the raw footage, and decided to keep it
Growing up in Canada, where we have snow every once in a while (have you heard?) this has honestly never entered my mind as a thing to do.
Omg that was amazing
Hey, I make custom game controllers for people with physical disabilities. Let me know that would apply to your life or help.
Hey, Ron. Hey, Billy. (I'm sorry guys 12 seconds. Please don't kill me)
Hello Stewardess? I speak jive.
Wish I'd had something like this growing up Edit: was not abused, just over protective parents yada yada yada
"Ohhh my god"
Watch yo profamity
Bar-B-Queer! It has never failed to make me laugh.
http://youtu.be/HRPwMBAtfTY This front paged for a bit a few months ago. My friend went to Colorado on a ski trip and took his girlfriend's giraffe suit with him. This video is the result of t...
Omg, his face at the end... that got me
Haha, that's a clip from Brass Eye! I highly recommend checking it out.
Dogs like "sure... Whatever.... Thanks kid"
Jesus Christ Ron get your shit together.
I am a 32 year old man with two kids, one with special needs, and I have neither the time nor the resources to take a vacation. I have started to worry that I am becoming emotionally numb to the ...
This backstory is so perfect haha Thank you for drawing me in to the lives of Cheryl, Sheryl, and of course Paul.
Hahahaha they could have easily used another clip.
I love this because we get so much passion in 6 short seconds from so many different characters. There's Hockey Mom 1 (probably named Cheryl) with her classic line, "Get the wheels on the bus!"...
Penguin falling! Best sound ever
I kinda hope he would have head butted him. That takes it to the next level.
Did I win? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgrA3xqB4sI
That's nice. What does it say? http://youtu.be/mIRbjmdwww4
Oh so I'm not allowed to sneeze?
Then I don't need a jacket.
this video about a young goat
My favourite of theirs http://youtu.be/kfchvCyHmsc
Filling in... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJgDYdA8dio
This type of cage is designed so that the baby can get through but the parents can't follow if the baby wants to get away.
What is this, looney tunes?
I love it because it's so real.
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Great job posting, great job!
Italian Prime Minister Saves The Day
And he can't believe he would have done that.
For people who don't understand "There is going to be times where the opposition will get the better of me, but I am going to get the better of them way more than they will get the better of me...
Hockey parents are insane
Check out The Amazing Jonathan. A lot of his act is like that
Watch this bear escape - https://youtu.be/8xeBGx2bfxc
you can tell theyve been married for ages.
STAR, if you're editing this together, don't use the put cigarettes out on my dick line, okay? It was offensive, and it was uncalled for. No one should ever put cigarettes out on their penis, for...
I actually understand exactly what he means.
The breathless laughter at the end just makes it
Sorry if this was already posted, But https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkKiLaxXjAA
Oh my god i love the internet
That's pretty much the forecast for every Caribbean island every day of the year.
pretty much all of 5sf's videos are amazing.
Here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4vZDBCu1JA
Reminds me of that cat
Technology, did we go too far? https://youtu.be/Fc1P-AEaEp8
"WTHWF YEAH LET'S PUT CIGARETTES OUT ON MY DICK" (ten seconds later) "Star, please, if you're recording this, just don't use the 'put cigarettes out on my dick' line. It was offensive, and un...
You mean like Tommy Cooper?
Oh man, I would pay good money to see a magic comedy show. It's set up like a magic show, but the guy fucks up all the magic tricks in funny, and in particular, unexpected ways. I'd piss myself f...
I like to think it was deliberate, as if he considers the word itself to be a profanity. Ducking ridiculous though if you ask me.
I'm going to sit on the toilet and piss up into my face!
You don't know your jerma. It's shpee.
Oh my god
JERMA VS STAR, JERMA VS STAR EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPEN
Yeah right, SPHEE
Ever since I saw this video for the first time this has become a standard go-to of mine. Somebody spills a drink at my place? "I can't believe you've done this."
When you can't levitate.
Something about the part at the end where he wiggles reminds me so much of Key and Peele.
I liked the beginning of that video more than the end Pretty much everywhere...it's gonna be hot
Lol how do you fuck up that bad?
There is a tetris version and I love it.
It sounds kind of like he said profamity
You know, don't say swears!
We all could use a little encouragement.
He's doing something and his friend punches him
Way to go Paul
Saw this one in /r/unexpected a few days ago. Monkey on the car
https://youtu.be/3-Sbt345jkk That cat.
What the hell is the context of this video?
That is freaking hilarious. English people sound so polite in any situation.
http://youtu.be/E5d0KXJMRWQ This is going to be my senior quote.
Snow in Saudi Arabia: https://youtu.be/8kNVqUKK4UM
Right I'm sorry
America's Got Talent audition in self levitation
I thought this was gonna be silicon valley
http://youtu.be/UBQP9gEldRk What the fuck, Richard?
Muhammad Ali - Can't Touch This
Arthur with the weather
Watch your profanity
I can't believe you've done this. Edit: Working link
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