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something about tortoises, man

http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2018/08/06/voight-kampff-improved/

i hate this word. but like all words it has a meaning, ignore at your peril

http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2018/07/17/our-very-bad-word/

“you gotta fly all these dinos back and let them get a good sear, another 5 minutes would do it”

http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2018/07/10/flavor-finds-a-way/

i guess the final actual stage is “successfully delivered funny last words”

http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2018/07/03/gallows-humor-scale/

remember when i did stuff like two cops

http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2018/06/26/decorum/

sales would go through the roof if we could get the youth on board. maybe one of those “memes” imagine tubers huffin a mound of that brown, that’s the new folgers challenge my good bitch

http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2018/06/19/poppin-crys-flavor-crystals-that-is/

“my opponent will tell you i am acting in bad faith, but i posit that i am acting in good faith”

http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2018/06/14/a-good-faith-debate/

every pilot… has a story… of where the chair in his ship is from. and it’s a very good story. it really is

http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2018/06/05/dont-fly-solo/

“we’re gonna lose the rights to the sonic IP soon, can we bolt it onto a buddy cop comedy screenplay? solved. next action item” Hollywood Reporter: James Marsden to Star in ‘Sonic the H...

http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2018/05/31/finger-on-the-pulse/

good news for both of tony’s living fans

http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2018/05/29/the-ouroboric-career-of-tony-toilet/

imagine two linked YT-1300 corellian freighters as podrace engines. now that’s a stars war movie

http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2018/05/28/hope-against-hope/

he’s a very strong and persuasive alpha male

http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2018/05/14/good-ol-dilby/

“we have some deleted scenes from ant-man you could watch”

http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2018/05/03/well-thirty-minutes-now/

oops

http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2018/05/01/goal-setting/

and push

http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2018/04/19/get-thee-behind-me/

a list of problem areas will be sent to your co-workers and family to keep you accountable

http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2018/04/17/shower-like-a-pro/

imagine the slogan: “go to bed… and wake up a millionaire”

http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2018/02/13/bitcoin-innovations/

in researching this comic i discovered that “they tried to bury us; they forgot that we were seeds” is not a “mexican proverb” as commonly and vaguely attributed in memes, but a line by...

http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2018/02/08/new-and-improved-sayings/

this game has its hooks in me deep, and one of the things i like is how it does NOT take it self seriously. yes we are curious about this new land, but there are magic cat helpers and a↓ Read...

http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2018/02/06/monster-conservationist/

can i just cut to the chase and ask you to like me? i don’t want to do the part where you’re not my friend yet

http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2018/01/30/networking-advice/

it’s a thrill-a-minute roller coaster ride that kept me on the edge of my maze

http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2018/01/29/saw-it-for-you-maze-runner/

“now the other criminals sit on him.” yes but italicizing a word doesn’t make it a twist

http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2018/01/24/the-cancelled-twilight-zone-season/

“in fact, if we eliminate the physical routing requirement entirely, the entire earth can be seen as a conceptual centipede” nobel prize, anyone???

http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2018/01/17/the-holistic-alternative/

old diary entries, anything that could help us pinpoint the time and date of a sin and possible prayer about it. we don’t want the archdiocese involved if we can help it

http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2018/01/16/bring-in-any-receipts-you-got/

“how was i supposed to know people would be upset by it, i didn’t think there would be real dead people inside a morgue”

http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2018/01/04/huntyr-chase-vlogger/