Do you like magic, mystery, and free parking? Then come on down to the
Gravity Falls Mystery Shack! Located 618, Gopher Road, Gravity Falls,
Oregon! You’ll be able to marvel at Soos, the weird gopher-toothed
boy-man! Behold Mabel, the girl with a mouth full of metal! Dipper,
the kid with a head so darn big that he can barely figure out where
he’s going! Wendy, the 15-year-old who’s tall like a grown woman
because she’s got freak lumberjack genes! And, of course me, your
favorite: Grunkle Stan, the most charming man on earth! Come for the
mystery, stay because I took the wheels off your car and you can’t
leave!