Adam Riff™

A private jet service with in-flight dining by Erewhon and Starlink wi-fi is just…. Halo-themed Cybertruck wrap An ahegao-wrapped Cybertruck is inevitable. The post I be at New Ho King eating...

https://adamriff.com/2024/05/01/i-be-at-new-ho-king-eating-fried-rice-with-a-dip-sauce-and-blammy-crodie/

I stumbled upon this at an outdoor market in Los Angeles: Teeth Blingy I dunno… Tooth gems just look like your teeth are dirty. Why Does This Ice Cost $32? For that money, you could get one $29...

https://adamriff.com/2024/04/30/baptized-in-gatorade/

17. Shabbat (Knuckles, S01E03) Stray Observations "Flowers are only flowers because they fall But thankfully, the wind." (Shogun, S01E10) "No translator." (Shogun, S01E10) "How does it feel to sh...

https://adamriff.com/2024/04/28/adam-riff-clip-of-the-week-655/

Black Twitter: A People's History (Hulu) Premieres Thursday, May 9 Based on Jason Parham's WIRED cover story, "A People's History of Black Twitter," this three-part docuseries charts the rise, mo...

https://adamriff.com/2024/04/24/middle-earth-enterprises-and-friends/

Idea: A strip mall featuring a marijuana-themed sandwich shop, a marijuana-themed taco shop, and a marijuana-themed cookie shop. The founder of the marijuana-themed cookie shop chain also founded...

https://adamriff.com/2024/04/22/what-he-did-with-cement-was-awe-inspiring/

16. Father and Son (Jerrod Carmichael Reality Show, S01E04) Stray Observations "You love America. Admit it." "I was fascinated and repulsed." "That's what it means to love America." (The Sympathi...

https://adamriff.com/2024/04/21/adam-riff-clip-of-the-week-654/

Cannes Directors' Fortnight Eephus is set against the backdrop of a small-town baseball field where two New England recreation league teams face off for the last time. The film stars renowned doc...

https://adamriff.com/2024/04/17/nicotine-encased-mouth/

Uhh… At least Detroit isn't an ARTS AND CRAFTS store? Imagine the "Detroit" gateway sign maker didn't have the font used in the design installed on their computer and the text defaulted to Helv...

https://adamriff.com/2024/04/15/he-just-put-it-in-bold/

15. Kayfabe (Shogun, S01E08) Honourable Mention Beavis and Butt-head (Saturday Night Live, S49E17) Stray Observations "I watched a few, uh, Seinfeld episodes on the plane and s...

https://adamriff.com/2024/04/14/adam-riff-clip-of-the-week-653/

We missed the boat on a comedy sketch in which Don Draper pitches billboards to personal injury lawyers and bail bondspeople. Idea: A docu-series following the creation of said billboards. Brains...

https://adamriff.com/2024/04/10/second-words-in-tarantino-movies/

We just remaking any '90s films now, huh? The post Long Boi Gang appeared first on Adam Riff™ .

https://adamriff.com/2024/04/08/long-boi-gang/

14. Jumanji (Saturday Night Live, S49E16) Honourable Mention CM Punk, Drew McIntyre, Seth Rollins Trade Barbs (WWE Raw, 25 Mar 2024) Stray Observations "No, you didn't have no fucking hunch. Know...

https://adamriff.com/2024/04/07/adam-riff-clip-of-the-week-652/

Alas, they rescinded it – or he declined? He's just appearing at the two listed events now. The post This Jew is finna vibrate appeared first on Adam Riff™ .

https://adamriff.com/2024/04/01/this-jew-is-finna-vibrate/

13. Unrequited Love (Jerrod Carmichael Reality Show, S01E01) Honourable Mention CM Punk, Drew McIntyre, Seth Rollins Trade Barbs (WWE Raw, 25 Mar 2024) Stray Observations "A man may go to war for...

https://adamriff.com/2024/03/31/adam-riff-clip-of-the-week-651/

It's indicative of how dying internet journalism is that I've only come across two pop culture brackets this March, and both are being run by podcasts. Shame, because a bracket of basketball play...

https://adamriff.com/2024/03/28/burger-is-food-where-you-can-enjoy-taste/