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Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist and a Government Worker were bragging about how smart their dogs were. To show off, the Engineer called to his dog and said, “T-Square, do your ...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/13/animal-jokes/four-men-and-their-dogs/

One of Microsoft Network’s finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instructions, handed a rifle, and a couple rounds of ammo...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/56/people-jokes/microsoft-tech-drafted/

Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet of snow...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1799/office-jokes/red-cross/

It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been tau...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1808/office-jokes/indian-weather-prediction/

When you take a long time, you’re slow. When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough. When you don’t do it, you’re lazy. When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy. When you make...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1889/people-jokes/differences-between-you-and-your-boss/

A young technician and his boss board a train headed through the mountains. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. Afte...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1890/people-jokes/life-at-work-is-great/

80,000 blondes are gathered for a Blondes Are Not Stupid convention. The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” A blo...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1884/blonde-jokes/blondes-are-not-stupid-convention/

1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes. 3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every h...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1160/people-jokes/51-ways-to-annoy-everybody/

A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we don’t need anyone…” they replied. “You can’t afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone anything anytime!” “Well...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/16/people-jokes/insurance-salesman/

A man’s house is on fire. He runs out of the house with his son and tells him to wait outside. Then he runs back in and gets is daughter and brings her outside. Then his wife. Then the dog. �...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/604/people-jokes/mother-in-law/

It was mealtime on a small airline and the stewardess asked the passenger if he would like dinner. “What are my choices?” he asked. She replied, “Yes or No.” The post Airline food app...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1760/restaurant-jokes/airline-food/

1. Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!” 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 3. “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wa...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1721/office-jokes/top-ten-reasons-to-go-to-work-naked/

1. The cucumber has left the salad. 2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. 3. Your soldier ain’t so unknown now. 4. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1728/office-jokes/top-ten-ways-to-tell-someone-their-fly-is-unzipped/

A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there’s a lot of testing and background checks involved before you ...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/523/people-jokes/applying-for-a-job-at-the-cia/

SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. SURGERY: Operations are now banne...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/934/office-jokes/new-rules-for-employment/

1) Page yourself over the intercom.  Don’t disguise your voice. 2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially ...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1161/office-jokes/how-to-annoy-your-co-workers/

I consider Wal-Mart to be God’s gift to shoppers. Literally, here are the similitudes I have noticed between the kingdom of Heaven and the Kingdom of Everyday Low Prices. Heaven: St. Peter gre...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1052/office-jokes/wal-mart-vs-heaven/

A retired US Marine was looking for a new job. He finally found one that appealed to his interests. At the interview, he was asked, “Do you have any military experience?” The Marine replied,...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1200/people-jokes/no-nuts-is-an-advantage/

Where do the characters go when I use my backspace or delete them on my PC? ANSWER: The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask: The Buddhist explanation: If a character has...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1404/computer-jokes/deleted-characters/

An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anythi...

https://jokeslab.com/jokes/1269/people-jokes/an-enthusiastic-door-to-door-vacuum-salesman/