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- Feed Preview Diesel Sweeties webcomic by rstevens
Is coffee a food, a drug, or –?
I won't spoil for you what coffee really is. Read the comic.
Program Note
Hey there! Apologies, life has gotten a bit intense – Back with new comics in early April. I swear, it's a good thing – just kind of insane. NO, it is not a kid.
Friends to the Matte Finish
Torpor and his amazing colorful cousins.
She's a Dual-Wielding Level 39 Goth
Night Coffee plays by different rules
The Doom Boom
Props to @karenkho for inventing the term as far as I’m aware! (And the doomscrolling twitter bot. )
The Talent of Transmogrification
LA LA LA LA I'm a human! I breathe air! I love pooping!
Love Between Meals
Will you be my Valentine?
Hyper Text Nostalgia Protocol
I liked the internet better when it was websites.
Self-Deprivation Tank
If you had to give up coffee or chocolate, which would you choose?
Would you rather travel to the PAST or the FUTURE?
I'm honestly not sure which direction would have better snacks.
Lack of Reloading Is Very Refreshing
I’m obsolete, disconnected from the internet, and THRIVING!
Become Unknowable
I finally understand you, Red Robot.
I'm With Optimistic
Any big plans for the new year???
Unfriended Consequences
I wonder if humanity will ever learn from its mistakes?
Annual Review of a Vampire
🧛♂️🪞 The end of the year is a great time to look back and reflect.
Words Equals Reading
I set some lofty reading goals for myself this year!
Being Fooly Present
Do you ever miss hanging out with people before smartphones? *** Did I mention I've got a small run of Fuck It sweatpants back in stock? Because I do. They have pockets.
Fungible Tofurkey
Thanksgiving isn't as much fun as it used to be.
Time Flies When You're Cursed to Live Through History
I can't believe the year is almost over.
Token Fungibles
What happens when you drink coffee in the METAVERSE???
Can Opener
Tonight's comic is about the perils of opening up.
The Greatest Braineration
RARRGH! I'm Zombie Captain America! Federation Pride pins are back – and glow command key pins are new!
Tongues Whatever a Spider Can
Cool Venom costume!
Did the internet get worse?
(The Internet Got Worse)
Don't Ask
Do you think I'm cool?
It's time to login to Cat Twitter
IN OTHER NEWS: I have a small print run of gonk gonk shirts in stock now
Sleep debt is pernicious.
I'm going through one of those phases where I can't sleep more than six hours. IT'S GREAT!!!!!!!!!
I'm Average!
Do you consider yourself a smart person?
Nothing More Than Feelings
I’m having feelings! And I don’t like it!
"Puff" Pastry
Is this what smoking in restaurants was like??
GONK GONK
GONK GONK I'm taking preorders for a reprint of power droid shirts . Shipping in 2-3 weeks!
https://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/gonk-gonk-power-posse-shirt
Spare Time to Spare
I need a new hobby!!
Humans Are Not Great At Assessing Risk
Should I still wear a mask??* * This is rhetorical. You should.
Everyone "Loves" a Pedant
Summer goes by so fast.
The Late Doctor
Whoa! It’s famous Time And Relative Dimension In Space celebrity Doctor Two!!
Food Centaurs
I hereby call this meeting of the society of small animals and electronics to order!
Briskness in July
It’s too hot to sleep!
Body By Soft Serve
🍦⁉️ Where did you get ice cream?!
Bet Your Bare Bottom Dollar
uh oh, it’s the nudity police!!
The Aura of Prosperity
I remembered reading somewhere somebody saying that billionaires smelled really good, and this is where it went.
Tonight’s comic isn’t quite ready to date again 🤖
Remember kids: it's not a hookup unless they have an ethernet jack.
Work Spouses
I should try drinking coffee outside the house again.
Dripping With Style
Notice anything different about me?
Timeless Style
I really need a break from living through history.
Like A Phoenix?
🥸 It’s a bold, new world out there!
Man's Best Justification for Existing
I know I'm supposed to want to be around people again, but...
The Majesty of Turdwatching
Tonight’s comic h̶a̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 poop.
Crime Machine
How is it MAY already?
Are You an Ana-kin or an Ana-Kan't??
I'm not sure I'm ready to go outside without a mask.
The Boy Who Cried Pork Belly
Nobody believes me when I say I’m vaccinated!
No Accounting For Hot Takes
“It’s okay. I’m vaccinated.” …
How To Make Friends
What to do when you spy a funny tweet on the inter-web.
Poker Facehugger
Are you... a hugger?
Tonight's comic is a very special encore presentation of The Internet
Never stop screaming into the void.
Feeling Left Out
Why are you so mad all the time, Red Robot?
Flush With Opportunity
🚽 Big day tomorrow! 🧻 Big day tomorrow! "Ass" foretold by this prophecy.
How to Break Out of the Biz
Monetize your hobbies and you'll never work a day in your life.
Coffee: The Ultimate in Hydration
Hydration is a scam!!
Are You a Social Lubrican or a Social Lubrican't?
I worry that I've forgotten how to hang out with other people.
Poochance to Dream
Tonight's comic is about the mystery of pooping.
Weeks Are the New Days
I’ve stopped using days of the week.
I'll Finish This Comic Later
Tonight’s comic loves to procrastinate.
Love Without Labor
Tonight’s comic loves podcasts.
The Last Drop
How is a pandemic like freelancing?
Emotional Eating
What do cats really want?
It's Okay to Be Terrible
People are (still) terrible.
The Grand Perspective
What have we learned from all this soul-crushing bullshit?
Watercooler Balk
Do you think you'll ever go back to working in an office?
Convenience Froods
How can Torpor make your life easier and/or better today?
The Crack of Dawn
There's nothing like getting up super early in the morning.
Common Foes
🤬🐈 Aww, they’re pretending to do twitters!
Boned tired
Are you as tired as I am, Menace-11?
Let’s Talk Crypto with Johnny Toaster
Non-toastable carbohydrates.
The Cat That Walked Indoors
Mew wanna go outside?
Pure Poetry
What's up, buttery blood beast?
The Slipperiest Definition
Help! My views are being censored!!
I Blocked Myself On Purpose
I have decided to have a good day!!
Little Brown Juggernaut
I’m glad these two quarantined together so they could have someone to complain at.
Don't Be a @Follower
How dare you unfollow me on the twitters!
Ball-Faced Lies
Sure hope you like puns
Masks Are the New Headphones
When this is all over, I might keep wearing masks.
Assumption Junction
We join this misunderstanding currently in progress–
Putting the "Ass" In "Essential"
Maura is totally an essential worker!!
Hashtag Goals
Are you still mad?
Omniscience Isn't Evenly Distributed
I can't believe you're not mad about the same thing I'm mad about!
My Worst Best Friend
You really don't like people, do you?
Venting the Warp Core
Can I complain for a minute?
Connecting...
CAN YOU HEAR ME I THINK I’M MUTED
Clack Clack Clack
Shout out to mechanical keyboards if you can hear me over all the racket GATERON LOW PROFILE BROWN SWITCHES FOR LIFE
Good News: Bad News
bad news: i've been drinking more.
Plebes Like and Subscribe
If you can think of a bleaker and more horrifying fate than being a youtuber, I’m all ears.
Long Time Tiger, First Time Jaguar
Oh boy! My favorite podcast is live!
How Quickly We Forget
Don’t waste your time being friends with assholes
Is Amputation Too Divisive?
Don’t compromise with someone who wants to kill you.
Single Serving Ambiance
Honk if you miss working at cafes
And Then Things Went Alligator Pear-Shaped
There's a party in my pants!
Highly Sociable Feline Animals
Should I get a new kitty?
Whatever Sells More Candy
This one vibrates.