More Witty Sayings
More witty sayings more witty sayings, such as “If at first you don’t succeed, then sky diving isn’t for you.” Save the whales. Collect the whole set A day without sun...
More witty sayings more witty sayings, such as “If at first you don’t succeed, then sky diving isn’t for you.” Save the whales. Collect the whole set A day without sun...
What does a missing gravy ladle have to do with John’s mother’s suspicions about him and his beautiful roommate? John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, ...
The best comedians founds laughs amid tragedy and unrest. Perhaps the most talked about issue around politics in comedy this year was the false notion — put forth by Je...
Christmas thank-you notes – A sure-fire way to get the children to write their thank you notes this year One Christmas, mom decreed that she was no longer going to remind h...
Christmas Books You Aren’t Likely to See – A list of punnish book titles and authors, such as ‘Humility, and How I Achieved It’ by I.M. Fabulous — only with a Chris...
http://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/christmas-books-you-arent-likely-to-see/
Eggs Benedict at Christmastime – A story that leads to an atrocious, and funny, pun! Enjoy! A man goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his hometown for...
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funny airline announcements – Very funny announcements made on various airlines – supposedly true! Occasionally, airline flight attendants make an effort to make the “...
It's never too late for holiday jokes. WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 23 MUSIC—Tonight's (free!) Ear Candy features a bevy of expert sound manipulators: Ali Muhareb's colorful ele...
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Men vs. women – ways in which men and women are not alike – A list of ways in which men and women are, in fact, different. Far too funny, and far too true. [source is unk...
Billy Graham as his Chauffeur – An old joke, with an old punchline, producing the same old laughs! Who would have Billy Graham as his chauffeur, anyway? Billy Graham was re...
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Some *very* funny one-liner jokes about Chuck Norris, The only thing we have to fear is fear itself… The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris owns the g...
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funny movie quotes from Hold That Lion (1947) – the only Three Stooges short film where all of the Howard brothers (Moe, Shemp, Curly) appeared together sign: Cess, Pool & D...
http://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/funny-movie-quotes-hold-that-lion/