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What a time for The Scorpions to be alive, or, "No YOU Became a Middle-aged Stoner, Shut Up."

https://kingofstates.com/2024/04/01/rc-cola-and-moon-pies/

In which I take several hundred words to communicate "I quit my job;" if only I were a more talented editor.

https://kingofstates.com/2020/09/01/the-eight-year-twitch/

Like George Michael, it's the one good thing that I got.

https://kingofstates.com/2018/10/11/gotta-have-some-faith-in-the-sound/

I might be a little drunk -- as anyone would have to be to make it through the entire US presidential debate -- but I can still do my part.

https://kingofstates.com/2016/09/26/this-cannot-stand/

...I which case I published this on Longreads . You're welcome.

https://kingofstates.com/2016/08/25/perhaps-you-are-not-yet-tired-of-reading-about-fat/

#fatsidestories. Take a minute, read some of it, get pissed off, and never comment on anyone's body ever again.

https://kingofstates.com/2016/08/12/life-as-mrs-spratt/

(Or maybe it does, in which case: fuck “strong community management.”) SxSW canceled a panel on overcoming harassment in gaming … More

https://kingofstates.com/2015/10/26/i-do-not-think-strong-community-management-means-what-you-think-it-means/

I am simultaneously so sad that my annual work meetup is over and I have to leave without getting to … More

https://kingofstates.com/2015/10/19/schrodingers-brain/

Internet, I need your help making some new terminology go viral; it’s really the least you can do after you … More

https://kingofstates.com/2015/10/07/internet-we-are-missing-an-opportunity/

I used to write a food blog. It wasn’t too shabby, if I do say so myself, which I do … More

https://kingofstates.com/2015/06/05/more-like-50-shades-of-gray-for-me-to-poop-on-amirite/