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Humble Pie is Best Served Cold

Though Kira J. Lane is now an international woman of mystery, she had humble beginnings in the suburbs of New Jersey where she wrestled the Jersey Devil for fun and defended the locals by wrangling deer ticks the size of small ponies. She’s wanted to be an author since she was nine-years-old and wrote a very disturbing story about her baby sister being taken hostage by living animal crackers. Right now she’s in the middle of writing her first book, which is kind of like Fifty Shades of Gray, except if the brooding romantic lead turned out to be a serial killer and the heroine had to go Ripley from Aliens on his ass. This is her tumblr. She tumbles things on it. Pretentious third person BS aside, this thing is 75% cartoons, 25% social justice stuff, 10% joking about butts with my best friend, and 10% being terrible at math.

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